Top 28 Bobcat Quotes
#1. I remember one winter, when I was about five or six, I spent three days with another boy, tracking a bobcat that had been sighted in another county fifty miles away, but which I was sure had come into our neighborhood.
Terry Brooks
#2. Unfortunately, that was not my father's intent at all, and my eyes widened in horror as my father leaned over and yelled in his booming, cheerful voice, "HELLOOOO, VICTOR," while tossing a live bobcat on him. Most
Jenny Lawson
#3. Violet Lynn Parker, you'd better spill or I'll start bellowing 'Happy Birthday' to you in my Bobcat Goldthwait voice.
Ann Charles
#4. What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#5. Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#6. I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#7. I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#8. In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#9. heart - life had grace notes. These were moments so sweet that they could be tucked like the smallest of keepsakes, never to be forgotten. She
Susan Wiggs
#10. Beloved friends and comrades ... the national Libertarian Party is dead.
L. Neil Smith
#11. I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#12. Everything-less. The lack of everything. Synonym to nothing. I am everything-less without you.
Aundrea Ascencio
#13. I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#14. Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?
Bobcat Goldthwait
#16. If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#17. All of you desire to belong entirely to God, and God also wants all of you to belong to Him
Vincent De Paul
#18. That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."
Bobcat Goldthwait
#19. If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#20. Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#21. When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#22. How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#23. Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#24. You don't get no trophies for livin the life you born into. It just be your job, and you lucky if you can do the work set out in front of you and not fret if it seem puny.
Chaney, Little Altars Everywhere
Rebecca Wells
#26. Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#27. She put her hand on my shoulder, and her eyes let me know, just crouch down, hold tight, there's a little bit of pain for you, but not too much.
Rebecca Lee
#28. Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.
Bobcat Goldthwait
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