Top 31 Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes
#1. Violet Lynn Parker, you'd better spill or I'll start bellowing 'Happy Birthday' to you in my Bobcat Goldthwait voice.
Ann Charles
#2. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
Elbert Hubbard
#3. What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#4. Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#5. If they're willing to stand at polls for countless hours in the rain, as many did, then I should surely stand up for them here in the halls of Congress.
Stephanie Tubbs Jones
#6. I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#7. I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#8. Life was reduced to its four basic elements: air, food, drink, and a good friend.
Sue Grafton
#9. In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#10. I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#11. Deliberately seek opportunities for kindness, sympathy, and patience.
Evelyn Underhill
#12. I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#13. Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?
Bobcat Goldthwait
#14. [Six principles that make for a good story:] 1. Absence of lengthy verbiage of a political-social-economic nature; 2. total objectivity; 3. truthful descriptions of persons and objects; 4. extreme brevity; 5. audacity and originality: flee the stereotype; 6. compassion.
Anton Chekhov
#16. A disciple is a person who has decided that the most important thing in their life is to learn how to do what Jesus said to do.
Dallas Willard
#17. If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#18. That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."
Bobcat Goldthwait
#19. There, poor sinner, take my garment, and put it on; you shall stand before God as if you were Christ, and I will stand before God as if I had been the sinner; I will suffer in the sinner's stead, and you shall be rewarded for works that you did not do, but which I did for you.
Charles Spurgeon
#20. If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#21. Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#22. I feel cool about making music and I feel secure pushing boundaries in my music. But things like videos and photos I find really difficult. I don't really like being in front of a camera - even though it is my job and I must act like I do.
Erika M. Anderson
#23. When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#24. Imagination, however high it flies,
Falls short, however hard it tries.
But spirits fit to see deeply invest
In what is boundless a boundless trust.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#25. How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#26. Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#27. People should take every opportunity they can to save money because it really adds up, and the best way I know to do that is to make your savings automatic.
David Bach
#29. Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#30. Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#31. I wanted to do London Boulevard because I saw the potential of a story about two people who need each other desperately, who love at first sight, as one does, and above all a story in which no one is what they appear to be.
William Monahan
