Bitchin Quotes

#1. Criminal: You can suck my dick, motherfucker!

Detective Bridges: You suck mine! [shoves barrel of pistol in the Criminal's mouth] An' you get used to it, cause you get to Rykers you're gonna find a lot of dick on the goddamn menu! Now grunt twice for yes! You through bitchin'?

Garth Ennis

#2. He shrugged. "I do not assign duties."
She nodded. "Oh."
"Tiger does."
Shit.
"Tiger is head of security."
Double shit. She'd molested the damn head of security of the NSO at Reservation. Just bitchin'.

Laurann Dohner

#3. There once was a man from Des Moines
Whose wife was always annoyed
He stepped in the kitchen
She started her bitchin'
Now that fucking cunt is dead.

Frances Winkler

#4. I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second, I'm not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every fucking turn. Because look what I'm dealing with, man - I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets.

Charlie Sheen

#5. They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Kevin Hearne

#6. As a backup, I intended to get a quart of defense spray. I wasn't much good with a gun, but I was bitchin' with an aerosol can.

Janet Evanovich

#7. But everything's always been fucked up. Since the dawn of time. That's why people find each other. For comfort. For shelter. They find their own little crevice in the world, shielded from all the horror.

Drew Magary

#8. And after two days in civilization we realized we could never stay for long and started to plan our next adventure.

Bob Bitchin

#9. If these same people were evacuating from a building during a fire alarm I would have surely joined them, so why did I sit idly by as they left this neighborhood?

Chris Dietzel

#10. The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is attitude.

Bob Bitchin

#11. Attitude is the difference between ordeal and adventure

Bob Bitchin

#12. Until we realize that our money power is our sovereign power we cannot act as sovereigns

E.C. Riegel

#13. Oh, there at last, life's trials past, / We'll meet our loved ones more, / Whose feet have trod the path to God,
/ Not lost, but gone before.

Caroline Norton

#14. If you spend too much time dreaming, you'll stop actually doing. And when you actually do stuff, there's a good chance things will work out. We make things happen by attacking, not by sitting around dreaming.

Miranda Kenneally

#15. The shelf life of molecules is very short. Ninety-eight percent of all the atoms in my body are gone by next year.

Deepak Chopra

#16. See me when you look at me.

Karen Marie Moning

#17. The difference between an ordeal and an adventure is attitude.

Bob Bitchin

#18. Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

Gail Parent

#19. If women's role in life is limited solely to housewife/mother, it clearly ends when she can no longer bear more children and the children she has borne leave home.

Betty Friedan

#20. I don't have a religion, you know. This is what I am. I am a Rastaman; so this is not religion. This is life.

Bob Marley

#21. Don't just dream your life, live your dream.

Bob Bitchin

#22. It is bad for the soul to know itself a coward, it is apt to take refuge in mere wordy violence.

Radclyffe Hall

#23. So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'

Tim Vine

#24. I have never been one to run when tragedy strikes.

Jenna Morasca

#25. Melancholy is a sensual pleasure that is deliberately provoked. How many people shut themselves away to make themselves sadder, or to weep beside a stream, or choose a sentimental book! We are constantly building and unbuilding ourselves.

Gustave Flaubert