Top 25 Bitch Slap Quotes

#1. This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat

Jenny Han

#2. Everyone thinks I'm so strong. They expect me to face autumns and winters like that and bitch-slap them down; make them come to heel. I'm not so strong. I only pretend.

Michael Robotham

#3. Shrapnel and a wave of sand struck the side like a bitch-slap from God Himself.

James Rollins

#4. The Chief Whip's job is trying to make sure that the Government - and MPs elected as part of the governing party - deliver the promises that they were elected on. That's a healthy part of the democratic process.

Geoff Hoon

#5. My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. When someone is important to you, you take care of them. You try to take their pain away, pull it into yourself if you can, because it's easier to fight her demons for her than to risk someone scarring her.

Nyrae Dawn

#7. On the video monitor, they saw Ted Fielding slap the polished sphere and shout, "Open! Open Sesame! Open up, you son of a bitch!"
The sphere did not respond.

Michael Crichton

#8. AMONG THE DEMONS that taunt a writer before he can open a vein and write in his own blood are the devils that whisper: Are you brave enough to tell the truth?

Francine Prose

#9. If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.

G.G. Silverman

#10. Leave it to your best friend to grab you by the short curly ones with one hand and bitch slap you with the other."
"His Name was Harley Manfield

T.A. Webb

#11. Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality.

J.A. Saare

#12. I am merely biding my time. (Stryder)
For what? (Rowena)
For the moment when I am out of this cell and am able to wreak havoc on the one who put me here. I'm going to pull out his innards through his nostrils and dance around his entrails. (Stryder)

Kinley MacGregor

#13. You can't forget anything," I said, watching the words vanish into nothing. "And even if you do, it always comes back to bitch-slap you in the morning.

Kim Harrison

#14. This was in '79. I got pretty restless there, sitting around with a lot of people sitting around smoking cigarettes and talking about films, but nobody really doing anything.

Renny Harlin

#15. I needed to get a handle on this girlish exhilaration. This girlish exhilaration needed a reality check. Maybe even a bitch-slap.

L. H. Cosway

#16. Every time I hear writers talk about 'the muse,' I just want to bitch-slap them. It's a job. Do your job.

Nora Roberts

#17. I'll never hit a lady, but I'll slap a bitch.

L. H. Cosway

#18. Okay." I held up my hands in surrender. "I just don't understand this, Mel. Don't bitch-slap the table. It's not its fault.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#19. Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.

G.G. Silverman

#20. Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.

J.D. Robb

#21. I once again fought against the desire to bitch-slap a faerie

Maggie Stiefvater

#22. I'd bitch slap the devil for you.

Janet Evanovich

#23. I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.

Kathy Lette

#24. Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.

J.R. Ward

#25. Any project that I find encouraging that isn't attached to a studio, I can go to them, which I definitely would. You have to take an interest in what you do.

Al Pacino

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