Top 77 Birthday Age Quotes
#1. I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
#2. I would say a magical thing happened on when the big 40th birthday came. I felt like a light kind of just went off, and maybe that's because I felt like at 40 I had the right to say and be who I wanted to be, say what I wanted to say, and accept what I didn't want to accept.
Halle Berry
#3. When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."
Joy Browne
#6. When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
Joan Rivers
#7. The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
Richard J. Needham
#8. My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
Ian Fleming
#9. Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Faina Ranevskaya
#10. I guess I could say I'm an actor, which I am, but that sounds like I'm putting down being a movie star, which, let's face it, is what I've become to many people. For myself, I'm a guy who was very insecure from about age 14 until the day I hit my 30th birthday.
Dennis Quaid
#11. At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!
Helen Hayes
#12. But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time.
Judith Kinghorn
#13. Regardless of your age, you will always have adventures, unexpected joys and unexpected sorrows.
Betty Friedan
#14. Thenardier had just passed his fiftieth birthday; Madame Thenardier was approaching her forties, which is equivalent to fifty in a woman; so that there existed a balance of age between husband and wife.
Victor Hugo
#15. Old age breeds the miracle of recall. You have no short-term memory atall; you can't remember what you did minutes ago, but you can recall with exquisite clarity what you did on your fifth birthday and how it all felt.
Vicki Covington
#16. A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Abhishek Bachchan
#17. My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young.
Paulina Porizkova
#18. What, start at this! when sixty years have spread. Their grey experience o'er thy hoary head? Is this the all observing age could gain? Or hast thou known the world so long in vain?
John Dryden
#19. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Dorothy Parker
#20. Don't celebrate how old you are, celebrate the years you survived.
Touaxia Vang
#21. Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#22. Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
#23. Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
Ausonius
#24. I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40.
Nicolas Cage
#25. Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
#26. The paradox of life; everyone desire a fuller life. But no one wishes to increase in age.
Lailah Gifty Akita
#27. Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
#28. I read somewhere that a man should tell the story of his life at the age of forty, and this deadline is fast approaching as I write these lines, only a few short weeks remain before this ominous birthday arrives.
Juan Gabriel Vasquez
#29. You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
Francis Spellman
#30. To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
#31. I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring ...
Diana Vreeland
#32. My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
Mark Twain
#33. If age was temperature,
You'd be getting hotter
Happy 60th degree
You, hot shotter
John Walter Bratton
#34. One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso
#35. One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather
#36. Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry
#37. I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age ... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret!
Kirsten Prout
#39. For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.
Yotam Ottolenghi
#40. Act your age, not your shoe size.
Prince
#41. Our pleasures in literature do not, I think, decline with age; last 1st of January was my eighty-second birthday, and I think that I had as much enjoyment from books as I ever had in my life.
Maria Edgeworth
#42. Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th
No need to have wisdom and sage
But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade
Do try to act more your age
John Walter Bratton
#43. In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.
Robert Breault
#44. Youth is the time for adventures of the body, but age for the triumphs of the mind.
Logan Pearsall Smith
#45. The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.
Lord Chesterfield
#46. Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
Dave Barry
#47. You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.
Seymour Hicks
#48. I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
Eva Gabor
#49. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
Dave Barry
#52. A child born today is more likely to reach retirement age than his forebears were to live to their fifth birthday.
Johan Norberg
#55. The last birthday that's any good is 23.
Andy Rooney
#56. At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles. Wrinkles my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing.
Andre Gide
#57. In traditional 'Swan Lakes,' it's Prince Siegfried's 21st-birthday celebration, his coming-of-age. The entire court, from his mother the Queen on down, is on hand.
Robert Gottlieb
#60. You're 60
But honestly it doesn't show
Mind you, you reached the age of consent
About 50,000 consents ago!
John Walter Bratton
#61. I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.
Betty Dodson
#62. For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story.
Gene Siskel
#63. We can't reach old age by another man's road.
Mark Twain
#64. I know that might sound silly coming from someone my age, but I remember on my 14th birthday having a crisis like my mom should be having. I kept thinking that I was getting older, and I haven't really accomplished anything. I remember thinking that I better accomplish something real soon.
Q'orianka Kilcher
#65. We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.
Robert Louis Stevenson
#66. You're seventeen now. You can do ... absolutely nothing you couldn't already
Abby McDonald
#67. Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.
Chris Hardwick
#68. There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if you cut that off and begin to believe that you are not good past a certain age, then you end up scared and insecure and afraid. That is definitely NOT beautiful.
Rene Russo
#69. Daniel Clemente offers family shows that are specially designed for people of all age groups. Family magic shows can be performed anywhere-camp ground or indoor.
Daniel
#70. On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
#71. Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday you build another fence around your minds.
Robert Riskin
#72. Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year.
Alexander Pope
#73. I don't mind getting older; it's a privilege denied to so many!
Chris Geiger
#75. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
#76. Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.
Joel Henry Hildebrand
#77. Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Richard Armour
