Big Toe Sayings

#1. If you just stick your big toe in the water when it comes to helping someone else, you'll get one big toe's worth of life change.

Sue Miller

#2. The night leaned in as somehow Ruby found a way to accept that kiss and, in so doing, dipped her big toe into life.

Cynthia Bond

#3. Brandon is your boyfriend, right. You keep saying 'Brandon is my boyfriend,'" he moved his fingers in quote marks, "and it makes as much sense as 'I am balancing the planet Pluto on my big toe' or 'Kumquats make the best nuclear physicists.

Jennifer Echols

#4. My big toe alone is the size of Yorkshire.

Andrew Marr

#5. Those market researchers ... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather.

Dan Rather

#6. When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.
So I stopped wearing socks.

Albert Einstein

#7. I'm afraid I can't let you take it. I could, you know, give you its big toe or something, as a keepsake, but that's about it.

Derek Landy

#8. I'm not accident prone, really, but I was cutting something and sort of lost control, and it went through my big toe. There was a lot of blood and I nearly fainted, but its totally fine now.

Michelle Dockery

#9. It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

W.C. Fields

#10. My grandmother's feet had been bound when she was two years old. Her mother ... first wound a piece of white cloth about twenty feet long round her feet, bending all the toes except the big toe inward and under the sole. Then she placed a large stone on top to crush the arch.

Jung Chang

#11. I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.

Jarod Kintz

#12. See, this is why I hate Google. You come across one site, match one symptom, and all of a sudden you're dying of carbon monoxide poisoning or cancer of the big toe.

K.J. McPike

#13. The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe ...

Bill Murray

#14. To be able to scratch the sole of my foot using the big toe of the other foot is nothing short of a miracle.

Marian Keyes

#15. How can you know God if you don't know your big toe?

B.K.S. Iyengar

#16. If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#17. Baby, you remind me of my big toe. Why? Because sooner or later I just know I'm ginna bang you on the table.

Vi Keeland

#18. If you can get your big toe in front of the camera in that bunk, then we seriously have some new positions to try when you get home.

Carol Pavliska

#19. Tom found himself writing "BECKY" in the sand with his big toe; he scratched it out, and was angry with himself for his weakness. But he wrote it again, nevertheless; he could not help it.

Mark Twain

#20. Go out on the front porch of the house, turn the Washington Post over with your big toe, and if your name's above the fold, you know you're not going to have a good day.

Bert Lance

#21. I am not looking to seduce a wearer of Birkenstocks. I do not like the big toe.

Edouard Leve

#22. Would it be all right if I visited Meg after school each day for a few hours?" "Actually, that would be great, but only if you are up for it." I reached my hand to Meg's foot and wiggled her socked big toe.

D.A. Roach

#23. Whilst we were at Durban he cut off a Kafir's big toe in a way which it was a pleasure to see. But he was quite nonplussed when the Kafir, who had sat stolidly watching the operation, asked him to put on another, saying that a "white one" would do at a pinch.

H. Rider Haggard

#24. Also remember, love inhabits more than just the heart and mind. If need be it can take shelter in a big toe.

Mark Z. Danielewski

#25. I noted that he had a new type of sandal to go with his clothes - they had a special strap circling the big toe, and another for the rest of the toes. Around the soles, gilded lotuses were painted directly on the leather.

Margaret George

#26. Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to match, screaming, What the hell is wrong with mah bad self?

Jennifer Rardin

#27. The smaller your reality, the more convinced you are that you know everything.

Thomas Campbell

#28. You gotta love Rick Perry's swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President Obama, doing his best to instantly cast himself as the big dog in the Republican pack.

Jeff Goodell

#29. It's no secret to any woman that men turn into big babies when they are sick. Jake got the flu last year, and Rose almost strangled him before it was over. A woman can work twelve hours with PMS and a heavy flow and not complain; men can stub their toe and be bedbound for a month.

Sydney Landon

#30. I hated the sight on TV of big, clumsy, lumbering heavyweights plodding, stalking each other like two Frankenstein monsters, clinging, slugging toe to toe. I knew I could do it better ... circle, dance, shuffle, hit and move ... make an art out of it.

Muhammad Ali

#31. You cannot underestimate people's ability to spot a soulless, bureaucratic tactic a million miles away. It's a big reason why so many companies that have dipped a toe in social media waters have failed miserably.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#32. I kicked Beaky Nose in the nuts with the toe of my shoe, very, very hard. I have big feet and my shoes have steel toes. This is never good news for the sorry son of a bitch whose balls get in the way of my rage issues.

Jonathan Maberry