Best Shark Quotes

#1. Turns out you can't outswim a shark so your best bet is just to punch it right in the nose." The

Tracy Brogan

#2. The shark is fierce, the whale is mighty, but the ocean is both.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#3. What if you suddenly saw a two-ton great white shark barreling through the air toward your face? Such a sight defies all logic. "That's fake," you mumble. Your brain shorts out. Your legs won't move. Without this book, the best you can hope for is to be killed in a dry pair of underwear.

Andrew Shaffer

#4. But as soon as the thought enters my mind, another one swims in and eats the first one like a shark. Fuck that, it burps.

Libba Bray

#5. sounding now/old songs/deep water/no-Great Voices/no-Shark/old songs/new songs

Dan Simmons

#6. You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

Gary Busey

#7. Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.

Christopher Moore

#8. The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor will be number one. And Friday nights, Shark Tank will be number one. It just takes some time management for me to focus.

Scott Raab

#9. California is responsible for selling, trading and distributing large amounts of shark fins that come from all over the world.

Ted Danson

#10. It was an hour before the first shark hit him.

Ernest Hemingway,

#11. We move through a course on Dostoevsky or Poe as we move through a mildly good cocktail party ... Art ... is less like a cocktail party thank a tank of shark.

John Gardner

#12. I blinked, and clamped my jaw shut to keep from answering, fishing through a school of thoughts like a greedy shark, watching them all dart just out of reach before I could sink my teeth into one.

Michael W Sherer

#13. At dawn a great shark mouth appears at the horizon smiling like a stupid angel and chewing silently on the sky. Women

China Mieville

#14. In her mind danced the image of a shark with Thomas Ivan's white, practiced smile.
Deliberately, Aidan teased her with the image until she was forced to laugh.

Christine Feehan

#15. I do my very best to avoid shark fin.

Anthony Bourdain

#16. A boxer is like a lion, the greatest predator on land, but you throw him in the shark tank and he's just another meal.

Renzo Gracie

#17. Sharks are the lions of the sea.They glamorize the oceanic glory.

Munia Khan