Top 42 Best Freaking Quotes

#1. Its time to figure out what makes you happy and just do it. Worst comes to worst, you make a mistake and then you change paths. That's the best freaking part of being a teenager.

Dahlia Adler

Best Freaking Quotes #1577257
#2. "You're a sex icon." Why? Because I played a vampire in a movie? It's all very unearned. If I had the best freaking abs in the world or if I looked like Brad Pitt does in Fight Club, then cool, but I'm not starving myself.

Kellan Lutz

Best Freaking Quotes #325515
#3. Kids are flat-out freaking hilarious if you are paying attention. Not just my kid, but every kid.

Dan Alatorre

Best Freaking Quotes #98836
#4. I freaking fell in love with him. I mean, I honest to God love everything about Asher Hart. He's the best man, best lover, best friend I ever had.

Linda Kage

Best Freaking Quotes #1724549
#5. Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.

Jim Butcher

Best Freaking Quotes #98950
#6. I'm not going to pretend I know how this ends, and I don't have a freaking clue if it's possible to fall in love over email. But I would really like to meet you, Blue. I want to try this. And I can't imagine a scenario where I don't want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you.

Becky Albertalli

Best Freaking Quotes #101933
#7. Right, I can't watch this shit." Kacey grunted as he got up. "It's one thing getting a hard-on over you, baby girl. The fact that Tyler happens to be in the picture ... I'm freaking slightly.

Elizabeth Morgan

Best Freaking Quotes #106774
#8. If you learn from your mistakes, you must be freaking genius!

Anonymous

Best Freaking Quotes #109843
#9. I totally consider Fishbowl my full time job - I have to say I freaking love doing this blog. I just enjoy the medium so much; I love the fact that it requires me to read amazing stuff by hilarious and talented people and forces me to know what's going on in the world.

Rachel Sklar

Best Freaking Quotes #111621
#10. America is bad at discriminating between danger likely to strike again, and red herrings, the freaking helpings of disaster that no man or plan can prevent.

Bill Maher

Best Freaking Quotes #116113
#11. Why is it that when your life is at a breaking point, every freaking song on the radio relates to it. If I heard one more sad song, I was going to rip the radio out of the dash and toss it out on the road.

Jennifer Foor

Best Freaking Quotes #118486
#12. Yo! Deadheads," he yelled, waving his sword to taunt them. "Nice try, but you're messing with Benny-freaking-Imura, zombie killer. Booyah!

Jonathan Maberry

Best Freaking Quotes #120973
#13. Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.

David Sedaris

Best Freaking Quotes #122444
#14. Yeah, well ... No, I mean sex in my truck. Sex with a man I just met. Sex in a freaking parking lot.
He grinned. That's a lot of firsts.

Laura Kaye

Best Freaking Quotes #123590
#15. another freaking ghost hurt me.

Apryl Baker

Best Freaking Quotes #134005
#16. Xang Xu, the name read beneath his picture. Wanted for computer fraud and various other cyber crimes. By the freaking FBI and god

Kaylea Cross

Best Freaking Quotes #139611
#17. I'm a figment of your imagination. You're only imagining that I'm sitting here eating with you. Because I'm just so freaking awesome that people daydream about being seen with me.

Jennifer Estep

Best Freaking Quotes #143164
#18. Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

Jim Butcher

Best Freaking Quotes #156283
#19. You know, I've kinda been freaking out over being a father, but then I read in a men's magazine somewhere that as long as you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, that you've done a good job.

Jillian Dodd

Best Freaking Quotes #156415
#20. Being flown to the U.S. to meet Sofia Coppola is really exciting. I was freaking out. I'm a little nervous, as I don't want to muck it up I want to do my best.

Olivia DeJonge

Best Freaking Quotes #470934
#21. I hated school ... I freaking hated it. The fact is that it revolved around something you didn't have access to. If you weren't on the football team, if you were in the band, you were a leper. When people say those were the best years of our lives, I want to scream.

Trent Reznor

Best Freaking Quotes #549987
#22. I'm tired of playing freaking cha-chas, the sassy CIA agent, the best friend homegirl. I'm tired of that!

Melonie Diaz

Best Freaking Quotes #1435646
#23. Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly."
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Super-strength?"
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Hold on a second ... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!

Geoff Johns

Best Freaking Quotes #55845
#24. It always came down to his freaking pride.

Cari Quinn

Best Freaking Quotes #5773
#25. I'm just gonna be real grateful to be on any freaking movie set for the rest of my life.

Peter Weller

Best Freaking Quotes #13198
#26. Love isn't all rainbows and unicorns all the
time. And neither is life. Sometimes life is really
freaking hard.

J. Sterling

Best Freaking Quotes #31168
#27. I have always dislike people who live by the motto "It's my way or the highway" We live in a free nation called America and not some freaking dictatorship!

Timothy Pina

Best Freaking Quotes #36776
#28. I want to inspire people to be better, to do better, to dance better, and I want to help to grow this next generation. That's something that's really, really important to me, and I just want to be freaking good at everything I do.

Vivian Nixon

Best Freaking Quotes #39347
#29. I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.

Marc Maron

Best Freaking Quotes #42128
#30. I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it

Darynda Jones

Best Freaking Quotes #44707
#31. Hold the freaking phone! I am clearly missing something here, Lori said, still holding a confused expression.

Lindsay Chamberlin

Best Freaking Quotes #46554
#32. Finally, sweet finally, he was inside her to the hilt.
"I need a second," he ground out, his body pulsing.
"You're really freaking big, Quinn," she panted. "Move. Please, for the love of the goddess, move."
He grinned before kissing her. "You say such sweet things.

Carrie Ann Ryan

Best Freaking Quotes #55650
#33. Wow, Mrs. Collins is a freaking miracle worker. Dangerous Noah Hutchins on the straight and narrow. If you don't watch out she'll ruin your rep with the girls."
I lowered my voice. "Not that it matters. I only care what one girl thinks about me.

Katie McGarry

Best Freaking Quotes #91214
#34. Because from what I've seen of marriages and relationships, there aren't any rules. You deal with what comes, like anything else in life. There's no template. No freaking outline. And that's what makes relationships interesting, right? The element of surprise.

Kristin Walker

Best Freaking Quotes #61979
#35. need this." Maureen jogged in place. "Eighteen kindergartners on a sugar high. Every teacher in America should have their salaries doubled and get a bouquet of roses every freaking week. And a bottle of Landon Whiskey's gold label." "I

Nora Roberts

Best Freaking Quotes #65168
#36. He's untouchable. He's freaking Teflon.

Leisa Rayven

Best Freaking Quotes #70249
#37. I just want to know what I'm going to be freaking out about before I waste energy freaking out about the wrong things. Conservation of panic is important.

Mira Grant

Best Freaking Quotes #74857
#38. The Nevernever," she murmured, almost to herself, "I'm in the Nevernever. I'm in freaking faeryland.

Julie Kagawa

Best Freaking Quotes #76137
#39. The sky's gone blue: azure, the ocean bluer: cerulean, the trees are swirls of every hella freaking green on earth and bright thick eggy yellow is spilling over everything.

Jandy Nelson

Best Freaking Quotes #79495
#40. So many secrets," he said. "The Dallas Aristocracy and their freaking secrets.

R.J. Scott

Best Freaking Quotes #84361
#41. Life's a freaking mess ... there's not one truth ever, just a bunch of stories, all going on at once, in our heads, in our hearts, all getting in the way of each other. It's all a beautiful calamitous mess.

Jandy Nelson

Best Freaking Quotes #86181
#42. This is like a freaking romance novel. What happened next?

Shelly Crane

Best Freaking Quotes #89825

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