Jennifer Foor Quotes

#1. Why is it that when your life is at a breaking point, every freaking song on the radio relates to it. If I heard one more sad song, I was going to rip the radio out of the dash and toss it out on the road.

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#2. I'd still want you if you had six kids with five different fathers. I might wear four rubbers at a time, but I'd still want you.

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#3. No man is worth the pain you're putting yourself through. Don't wither away because of someone who is beneath you.

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#4. Yeah, well nothing good ever comes easy.

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#5. How bad? Like, Cassie bad, or your idea of mischief?

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#6. Good thing she didn't kick hard enough. My jewels are still intact! My meat is still edible! My tube steak is fully functional! The frank is still above the beans!

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#7. Can't you just see it? Can't you see us with gray hair, sitting at those late night football games. I'll be the dad with one eye on my football playing sons, and the other on our daughter, who if she looks anything like you, I will need to carry a gun to fight off all of those horny teenage boys.

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#8. Find a way back in. Waiting is overrated." -Van

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