Best Drug Dealer Quotes

#1. It turns out that in the year following the 9/11 attacks, despite all the talk of terrorism and war, the average person was more likely to kill himself than to be killed by a terrorist, a soldier or a drug dealer. In

Yuval Noah Harari

#2. I am by nature a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity.

Rudyard Kipling

#3. Things I didn't expect to do my senior year:
Become a drug dealer.
Become my mother.
Find and lose the love of my life.

Leah Raeder

#4. It's as if our culture is addicted to fear and the flat screen is our drug dealer.

RuPaul

#5. I wanted to be a visual artist because I grew up around a lot of painters and photographers and had a very artistic upbringing. And I fantasized about being a drug-dealer when I was a kid. I thought it would be a good opportunity; I knew that the market would be strong. Is that bizarre?

Jared Leto

#6. The absolute defining moment of my life was the day the drug deal went bad. It started out just like any other day, at least for the girlfriend of a dealer. However, this time, it went bad. Really bad.

Valerie Fries Wade

#7. No one wakes up one day and decides they want to become a drug dealer or they want to be a stick-up kid. Those decisions are made after a series of events have happened in one's life.

Michael K. Williams

#8. I'm just trying to change my life because I'm not above killing any drug dealer for money

Mike Tyson

#9. If you don't state a clear preference, then your drink is like a bad game of poker or a hasty drug transaction: It is whatever the dealer says it is. Please do try to bear this in mind.

Christopher Hitchens

#10. The ultimate enemy of Democracy is not the drug dealer of the crooked politician or the crazed skinhead. The ultimate enemy is the New King that has become so powerful it can murder its own citizens with impunity.

Gerry Spence

#11. When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'

Rosario Dawson

#12. A priest and a drug dealer both sell products that offer everlasting joy...although the drug dealers product is cheaper with fewer strings attached

Chris Haslam

#13. I was using," I tell her. "And God was my drug dealer."
She doesn't get it.
"Tripping on my own brain chemicals. The dope I was doing was already inside.

Neal Shusterman

#14. She thinks I'm a drug dealer. (Chris)
'The most "illegal" thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation Army Santa Claus, once, without dropping money into the kettle.' (Wulf)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. I don't think anyone's ever thought I was a drug dealer.

Jason Mewes

#16. And why do you have a pager? Are you a drug dealer?

Jen Mann

#17. A man just can't earn a living wage selling Smurfpecker in this blighted nation. I have to tell you, heroin dealers and meth slingers have made your country a wretched place to be a simple, honest drug dealer who wants to give his customers a lovingly curated experience. Tom

Joe Hill

#18. I knew there was never anyone to blame when people get into drugs. They're always responsible for their own behavior, and it's not the dealer, it's not the friend, it's not the bad influence, it's not the childhood.

Anthony Kiedis

#19. Rico Gear. What a great-sounding name. He sounds like a drug dealer from Brazil.

Murray Mexted

#20. I wasn't expecting a drug dealer to be..classy

Amy Mei

#21. I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time.

Mitch Hedberg

#22. Mac, Phase: everyone here is of the we-don't-use-real-names-here mentality, so most of the time I feel like a really pilled up Snow White rolling around in the hood with seven drug-dealing dwarves - which, I don't know ... these things are never really as fun as they sound like they'd be.

Kris Kidd

#23. The Only Things That Were Available To Me Were Either Be A Laborer Or Be A Drug Dealer. So I Became An Armed Robber. It Was A Lot Simpler.

Danny Trejo

#24. If a drug dealer falls in West Baltimore and no one is there to hear him, does he make a sound?

David Simon

#25. Most of the time, all the separates a class president and a gang leader is numbers: a zip code, a paycheck, or a drug dealer's phone number.

Thomm Quackenbush

#26. You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame.
Sanya to Dresden

Jim Butcher

#27. When my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender, he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents don't so there's an issue there.

Unknown

#28. Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?

John Waters

#29. No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute.

Paul Rudnick

#30. I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing - I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing - don't get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise.

Lily Allen