Best Comedy Bang Bang Quotes

#1. Working on 'Comedy Bang Bang,' we're there from 10-7, and that's a pretty light day compared to most other TV shows. Other shows, it's like 10-10.

Scott Aukerman

#2. It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that.

Shaquille O'Neal

#3. In the best traditions of American comedy, from its beginnings through the crash-bang comedies of the 1990s and 2000s, Leslie Nielsen skewered the otherwise proper, did it with mischievous delight and convulsed audiences mercilessly.

Tom Shales

#4. Lyrics are always misleading because they make people think that that's what the music is about.

Brian Eno

#5. I'm not lazy on set. I'm lazy in the rest of my life.

Stellan Skarsgard

#6. The only thing I remember writing in prison is a couple of poems for an inmate magazine they did once a year.

Patricia McConnell

#7. ...Long story longer...

Dana Gould

#8. You kind of create your own moral universe. It's like, well, I like myself. If other people don't like me, then whatever. I'm out of here.

Jessica Cutler

#9. Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.

Scott Aukerman

#10. She didn't know what a goji berry was, but it sounded like something Amazonian tribesmen might eat when they wanted to talk to their ancestors and embark on an inner voyage into some sort of unicorn-infested netherworld.
Whatever worked.

Lola Salt

#11. To know enough about things is one prerequisite for (having) wonderful ideas.

Eleanor Duckworth