Batman Robin Quotes

#1. You're not doing a good job of selling me this dumb fantasy. I'm not climbing into the back of your van if I have to be Robin. I'm Batman. That's how these things work.

John Kerry

#2. I don't ever take anything for granted.

Kate Mara

#3. Let's roll out, Batman."
"I'm Batman and you're Robin?"
"Don't make me laugh. I'm Spider-Man."
"Then we live in different universes. I'm DC and you're Marvel."
Duncan rolled his eyes. "Can't we all get along? And since when are there different universes?

Mimi Strong

#4. I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

Dan Quayle

#5. There were no more heroes. Kennedy was dead, shot by an assassin in Dallas. Batman and Robin were dead... Superman was missing...

Robert Mayer

#6. Every man has his devilish minutes.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

#7. I like having pairs of characters to play off each other. I love drawing Batman, but he's more fun with Robin. Batman charges ahead, Robin jumps off the walls. It's fun showing that contrast.

Jim Lee

#8. O burn the house! You've murdered the husband, slaughtered the cattle, poisoned the well, raped the mother, killed the child - you must burn the house! You're soldiers - you must do your duty ... O burn the house! Burn the house! Burn the house!

Edward Bond

#9. The world is not about Batman and Robin fighting the Joker; things are more complicated than that. And nothing is scarier than the people who try to find easy answers to complicated questions.

Marjane Satrapi

#10. What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!

Johnny B. Laughing

#11. I've seen all the Batman movies in the theater opening weekend. I was a big Batman fan, definitely.

Robin Lord Taylor

#12. Your soul is involved in your business. Your business exists for your soul.

Jodi Livon

#13. the sales compensation plan is Batman, the sales contest is Robin.

Mark Roberge

#14. 'Batman Returns' was a huge movie and one of my favorites growing up. It's incredible.

Robin Lord Taylor

#15. My book is very wild. But you know during the period of BATMAN, that there were thousands of Batman and Robin costumes sold and these weren't just for kids.

Burt Ward

#16. The girls had to kneel all night on the parade ground waiting to see one of their number punished

Clive James

#17. I watch 'Batman & Robin' from time to time. It's the worst movie I ever made, so it's a good lesson in humility.

George Clooney

#18. There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden I was inches away from his face playing drums in the air.

Tommy Lee

#19. I'd rather do 'She's So Lovely' that John Cassavetes wrote versus doing 'Batman.'

Robin Wright

#20. And if there's one thing I've always been sure of, it's that Batman will need a Robin, and Robin will need a Batman.

Peter J. Tomasi

#21. I live in a small apartment. There's only so much Batman memorabilia a guy can hang on to in New York City.

Robin Lord Taylor

#22. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin, but we're both Batman.

Zook

#23. Eighty years ago, Woodrow Wilson took America into the twentieth century with a challenge to make the world safe for democracy. As we enter the twenty-first century, our task is to make democracy safe for the world.

Fareed Zakaria

#24. I wasn't as big a comic book aficionado as some of my friends, but I definitely had some Batman comics.

Robin Lord Taylor

#25. My whole life, I heard, 'Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.' It's all I heard throughout elementary school.

Robin Lord Taylor

#26. Now seen ... now gone, The butterfly flits in and out Through fence-hung flowers; But a life lived so close to them I envy ... though it's here and gone.

Saigyo

#27. It's ludicrous to even talk about (Marquis) de Sade, let alone indulge in all that, when people are being tortured and suffering for real, not for sexual games. I have no interest either in being a victim or in turning others into victims.

Francoise Gilot

#28. I wonder if Batman would save Robin over his girlfriend of the week. (The Dark Knight gets around, man.)

Adam Silvera

#29. Good job, Robin," she quipped. I glared. There is no reality, no train of thought, no plane of existence where I am not the goddamned Batman. I kept this to myself, of course. Batman doesn't tell others he's Batman. Everyone just knows it. And they should. I

R.R. Virdi

#30. Val and Ruth had been friends forever, for so long that Val was used to being the overshadowed one, the "normal" one, the one who set up the witty one-liners, not the one who delivered them. She liked that role; it made her feel safe. Robin to Ruth's Batman. Chewbaca to her Han Solo.

Holly Black

#31. Show some respect. They were your grandparents. -Batman
Just names and dusty frames on the wall to me. -Damien
I take exception to that. There is not a speck of dust collecting on those portraits. -Alfred

Peter J. Tomasi

#32. Sounds of vernal showers
On the twinkling grass,
Rain awaken'd flowers,
All that ever was
Joyous, and clear, and fresh, thy music doth surpass

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#33. You can do a good ad without good typography, but you can't do a great ad without good typography.

Herb Lubalin

#34. Buy an atlas and keep it by the bed - remember you can go anywhere.

Joanna Lumley

#35. I am a duke, you know. If I can't perform a miracle here and there I might as well be a butler in expesive clothes." He brushed at the sleeve of his well-tailored brown coat. "And butlers don't get to dance with attractive women.

Suzanne Enoch

#36. I very strongly supported the agreement which makes certain that Iran does not get a nuclear weapon.

Bernie Sanders

#37. I grew up as a huge comic fan and a huge Batman & Robin fan. I watched all the TV shows, went to all the movies - I even had the lunch box; man, I was in!

Jesse McCartney

#38. All superheroes had pretty much the same problem. Batman was flash and sexy compared to Bruce Wayne and even Robin was a lot cooler than Dick Grayson. As for Superman, well. It was a fucking miracle that Clark Kent had never committed suicide.

Will Christopher Baer

#39. I showed up like his sidekick, and if Batman and Robin had followed us in, I doubt anyone would have noticed. We were that cool. Honest.

Max Turner

#40. My dream job is to be the Robin to Anderson Cooper's Batman.

Sophia Bush

#41. If you were casting the part of the evil scientist who would prove the Caped Crusader's deadliest nemesis, you'd likely glance at the headshot of German-born psychiatrist Dr. Fredric Wertham, with his owl-like glasses and severe Prussian features, and think, "Nah, too on-the-nose.

Glen Weldon

#42. It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

Karen Marie Moning