Top 13 Bartender Birthday Quotes
			
		    
                #1. Give the FBI unchecked domestic spying powers and instead of focusing on preventing terrorism, it will revert to doing what it does best - monitoring, harassing, and intimidating political dissidents and thousands of harmless immigrants.
                Wendy Kaminer
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #3. Sorry ... my mind was wandering ... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for.
                Steven Wright
							 
            
            
		    
            
                    
		    
                #5. Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur
                Nassim Nicholas Taleb
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #7. I thought, it's a shame that we have to live, but it's a tragedy that we get to live only one life, because if I'd had two lives, I would have spent one of them with her.
                Jonathan Safran Foer
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. Partisans fight on familiar territory with professed political objectives to conquer power. This is what distinguishes them from terrorists.
                Jurgen Habermas
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. If you have nothing, you are free to choose among dreams and fantasies.
                Doris Lessing
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. In sympathetic magic one imitated a thing and so got into touch with it.
                Dion Fortune
							 
            
            
		    
                #11. It is a great happiness when men's professions and their inclinations accord.
                Francis Bacon
							 
            
            
		    
                #12. Actually, it was first a movie called Gale Force, which was a hurricane movie. That script never came together, and then the same deal was replaced with Cliffhanger.
                Renny Harlin
							 
            
            
		    
                #13. Now, back to my vacation idea." Finn grinned, showing off his perfect white teeth. "Just think about it. You, Owen, me, and Bria, all happily ensconced in a swanky hotel by a beautiful beach. Bria in a bikini. You and Owen doing your own thing, Bria in a bikini. Did I mention Bria in a bikini?
                Jennifer Estep