Barney Fife Quotes

#1. The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. USA has gone from Barney Fife to Barney Frank.

Mike Huckabee

#3. Yep," I said proudly, and kind of sniffed like Barney Fife when he was allowed to load his pistol.

Ronnie Ray Jenkins

#4. One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.

Martin Short

#5. Always yearn to be an instrument for the Kingdom

Sunday Adelaja

#6. Were every one employed in points concordant to their natures, professions, and arts, commonwealths would rise up of themselves.

Thomas Browne

#7. He has been disassembled by her. And if she has brought him to this, what has he brought her to?

Michael Ondaatje

#8. I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world.

Roseanne Barr

#9. A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.

Will Rogers

#10. I wasn't certain of anything anymore, except that New Orleans was a faithless friend and I wanted to leave her.

Ruta Sepetys

#11. The rain does not fall in a certain land only; the sun does not shine only on a particular country. All that comes from God is for all souls. Verily, blessing is for every soul; for every soul, whatever be one's faith or belief, belongs to God.

Hazrat Inayat Khan