Barney Fife Birthday Quotes

#1. The point of my arrow shifts upward. I release the string. And President Coin collapses over the side of the balcony and plunges to the ground. Dead.

Anonymous

#2. There are myriad kisses in a relationship: desperate ones as involuntary as breathing, stolen ones on crowded trains, ceremonial ones at the front door, routine ones as dispassionate as licking an envelope. It takes two to kiss, but does it take two to hold the memory?

Stephanie Ye

#3. The novel at its nineteenth-century pinnacle was a Judaized novel: George Eliot and Dickens and Tolstoy were all touched by the Jewish covenant: they wrote of conduct and of the consequences of conduct: they were concerned with a society of will and commandment.

Cynthia Ozick

#4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

Dave Barry

#5. We call 'Ain't No Mountain' the golden egg that landed us at Motown.

Nickolas Ashford

#6. Evaluate what you want - because what gets measured, gets produced.

James A. Belasco

#7. When people call something "original," 9 out of 10 times they just don't know the references or original sources involved.

Jonathan Lethem

#8. If you look in the animal world, many, many organisms will enter into states of suspended animation.

Mark Roth

#9. When people start messing with their foreheads and can't lift their eyebrows, that's weird.

Courteney Cox

#10. A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith.

George Bernard Shaw

#11. So, what can't you take? Decide which of the two options is harder, and do the other. That way, no matter how hard your choice turns out to be, at least you can find comfort in knowing you're avoiding something even worse.

Josephine Angelini

#12. I tell you Wellington is a bad general, the English are bad soldiers; we will settle this matter by lunch time.

Napoleon Bonaparte