Barbeque Quotes

#1. I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of summer, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. Better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like it.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. From the hell of the slave quarters would come some of the Deep South's great gifts to the continent: blues, jazz, gospel, and rock and roll, as well as the Caribbean-inspired foodways today enshrined in Southern-style barbeque joints from Miami to Anchorage.

Colin Woodard

#3. Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't.

Trevanian

#4. When Duncan did arrive a half hour later, I hugged him and didn't let go. He seemed a little embarrassed to be receiving such a public display of affection. After all, he did try his very best to barbeque me once. But that didn't matter now.

B. Alston

#5. I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said.

Janet Evanovich

#6. All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Dan Castellaneta

#7. You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

Amy Schumer

#8. I'm South American, and growing up in New York, I had the total stereotypical way of thinking of what Texas was about. I'm like, Texas. Big. Cows. Cowboys. Cowboy hats and cowboy boots. And barbeque.

Paula Garces

#9. The next morning I woke up with a furry lump pressed against my chest, its butt right under my chin. Before I could move, a toxic cloud of dog fart floated into my face. Barbeque sauce scented dog

Susan Lash

#10. I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

J. Richard Singleton

#11. I got no problem with no Canadian niggas ... as long as y'all niggas know how to barbeque I got no problem with you being my neighbours. I mean, Canadian beer sucks, but..

Immortal Technique

#12. Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.

Lisi Harrison

#13. It really started cooking when I moved to Houston. I bought a house and got my own barbeque pit.

Earl Campbell

#14. Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.

Ted Nugent

#15. We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time.

Lita Ford

#16. Three out of four demons prefer barbeque sauce over hemoglobin

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#17. That's a federal crime," I told him. "Punishable by three to five years in a minimum-security prison. You'll get passed around like condiments at a barbeque." "My hole is already quivering," he said.

T.J. Klune

#18. This verse gets me through each day, what doesn't kill us makes us stronger! I am not afraid of anything because the lord is my shepherd!

Friedrich Nietzsche

#19. May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant

Leonard Nimoy

#20. As long as I have my legs and commitment to the team, then I'll keep playing.

Aaron Rodgers

#21. Don't let anyone tell you your idea is stupid. Do you know how many successful people had people tell them that, and they still made it?

B.A. Gabrielle

#22. Look at the bark of a redwood, and you see moss. If you peer beneath the bits and pieces of the moss, you'll see toads, small insects, a whole host of life that prospers in that miniature environment. A lumberman will look at a forest and see so many board feet of lumber. I see a living city.

Sylvia Earle

#23. You never really know what's going on with your ceiling until you just give up and lie down on your floor.

Jeanne Ray

#24. And just like that, he's gone. Gone. And I'm alone again. So alone that it aches. And I'm probably going to be alone forever.

Tonya Fitzharris

#25. Longing alone is singer to the lute.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#26. Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist.

Martin Niemoller

#27. In the crime fiction section, you may just find a novel that talks about the place where you're from and speaks to you about your life - or the life yours could have become if a little misfortune had come your way.

Adrian McKinty

#28. Each city in the southeastern part of the United States has its own unique type of specialty food that can be only found in that city, and it all happens to be called 'barbecue'.

Jim Gaffigan

#29. Opinion is usually something which people have when they lack comprehensive information.

Idries Shah