Balikbayan Funny Quotes

#1. Perhaps he thinks single moms are crazy. In some ways, we kind of are.

Karina Halle

#2. The beating heart of your story ... that's not what shows up in a trailer. The other stuff is what shows up in a trailer, because that's what gets people in to the seats, and that's how studios make their money.

Doug Liman

#3. I don't like to read anything on the radio for the very first time, because I don't have any notion of a reaction. When I read it out loud, then I get an idea of that, and more of an idea of how to read.

David Sedaris

#4. Years ago a statistician might have claimed that statistics deals with the processing of data ... to-days statistician will be more likely to say that statistics is concerned with decision making in the face of uncertainty.

Herman Chernoff

#5. No and no you are wrong... the problem is that they don't see who are the targets so they kill all.
(28 Weeks Later)

Deyth Banger

#6. We will respond, even in the face of irony and slander, with the sweetness of love. We can afford to take this attitude because good anvils do not fear the blows of many hammers.

Richard Wurmbrand

#7. The requisitions of the income tax have added greatly to the attractions of mercenary crime.

Rex Stout

#8. And envy, envious of a time when the poet, the mystic, the scientist and the statesman were nobler than the merchant.

Soroosh Shahrivar

#9. I'm an atheist, but I believe in art. I go to galleries like my mother went to church. It helps me understand the way I live.

Sarah Thornton

#10. The more men have multiplied the forms of religion, the more vital Godliness has declined.

Nathanael Emmons