Bad Day Humor Quotes

#1. This day had officially punched every hole in her crazy ticket.

Kimberly Kincaid

#2. The judgment day will determine who did what and what did who!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#3. This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since "Roe v Wade."

Jerry Falwell

#4. Monday isn't that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.

Day

#5. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am.
I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed.
Why else would you dress up like a flying rat?

Alan Moore

#6. On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother.

Cassandra Page

#7. Days grow hotter and life grows shorter.
Time is somehow running out.
She flips her pillow
so she won't have to sleep on her tears.

Toby Barlow

#8. And no chick fucking either, unless we both agree to it, of course." Turner pauses and scowls. "Though I can't imagine sharing you with anyone. Makes me fucking sick to my stomach.

C.M. Stunich

#9. After a bad day there's always hope in remembering that the day cannot possibly repeat itself, therefore all who still treat you badly because of it are thinking in the past. Tell them that, it will make you feel better.

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#10. If you're having a bad hair day or a bad boy day, he'll whip up one of his yummy mango smoothies for you, sit you down, and say, "Little one, remember what's really important in life: a family that loves you, good friends, and not putting too much garlic in the pesto."
- Chloe Carlson

Nancy Butcher

#11. It was too bad, but sometimes a little knowledge could ruin your whole day, or at least take off some of the shine.

Jacqueline Kelly

#12. Subordinates look for their bosses to be positive, in good humor, and cheerful. They aren't supposed to be emotional or have bad days. but leaders are guman, too, and when they are in a lousy mood and snap at a subordinate, it can have a devastating effect.

Donald T. Phillips

#13. How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.

Laurie Notaro

#14. A hug a day keeps the bad boys away.

Jim Anderson

#15. I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

Dane Cook

#16. As a songwriter, that's really what you hope for - to make that connection with your audience.

Chang Chen-yue

#17. I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.

Sarah Orne Jewett

#18. I think I can stand up, though!" He demonstrated the questionable optimism of this pronouncement by falling on his face.

Scott Lynch

#19. I wish to explore the beauty of everyday environments; in troubled times it is especially important to be aware of beauty and wonder.

Elizabeth Barton

#20. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#21. You know," Rolf said, "you read stories when you're little, and you think it would be so amazing to have adventures happen to you. Then you actually go on one, and find out that it's awful. Nothing but bad food, sleeping cold on the hard ground, and treachery.

Jessica Day George

#22. So are you happy? he asks.
I hate it when anyone asks me that. It's such a loaded fucking question. Are they talking aggregate years? Doesn't it depend on the day, the moment? Or are they referring to last year or last month?

Terry McMillan

#23. He was tall and scrawny with a face that could be mistaken with Keith Richards on a bad day.

Kelley Armstrong

#24. I want to be the best race horse around when I grow up, Mama.
You can be, Charlie, as long as you are willing to try your best and not give up when you have a bad day.

Deanie Humphrys-Dunne