Quotes About Bad Sense Of Humor

#1. It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Scott Adams

#2. As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

Rajneesh

#3. If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, it's silly.

Mathieu Amalric

#4. Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.

Amy Alcott

#5. It is stronge how smells can bring back vivid memories.

Mary Balogh

#6. People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

George Carlin

#7. Hard hands and no sense of humor makes for a bad marriage.

George R R Martin

#8. God's love gives life meaning. I just follow the path He sets out in the Good Book. That's all I need to know. You follow His guidelines, it's almost like a map through life to Heaven. You don't ever gotta worry if you're making the right choices or not, 'cause it's all right there for you.

Wendy Mass

#9. Going out into nature was one outlet that I had, which truly allowed me to calm down and not think or worry.

Richard Louv

#10. From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!

Jenna Bush

#11. The city planners in hell either had very bad taste or a strange sense of humor

Sarah Fine

#12. We know all along that time is squeezing us into a corner while we mentally rocket to each new star that flares across our sky, and yet we can't help ourselves.

Seymour Krim

#13. I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses.

Tiger Woods

#14. my mother's eyebrows communed with her hairline.

Emily Pohl-Weary

#15. Woman reduces us all to a common denominator.

George Bernard Shaw

#16. Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.

David Rakoff

#17. I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide her teeth when she's laughing. I just stand there and tell her joke after joke after joke.

George Carlin

#18. I think that's the most important thing you can do to be a real person - is to be honest with yourself.

Mike Dirnt

#19. Where I'd like to see more women is at the executive table.

Cynthia Carroll

#20. There's only one type of music and that's good music, no matter what genre it is.

Will.i.am

#21. The song I came to sing
remains unsung to this day.
I have spent my days in stringing
and in unstringing my instrument.
The time has not come true,
the words have not been rightly set;
only there is the agony
of wishing in my heart ...

Rabindranath Tagore

#22. This is a moral universe, which means that despite all the evidence that seems to be to the contrary, there is no way that evil and injustice and oppression and lies can have the last word ... that is what has upheld the morale of our people, to know that in the end good will prevail.

Desmond Tutu

#23. I'm not that bad," he said. "I'm rich, popular. I have a sense of humor. I'm good looking, and not to mention I have a really big -

J.M. Darhower