Assoiffer Quotes

#1. Whenever ego suffers from fear of death & your practice turns to seeing impermanence, ego settles down.

Tsoknyi Rinpoche

#2. Just like a computer, we must remember things in the order in which entropy increases. This makes the second law of thermodynamics almost trivial. Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases. You can't have a safer bet than that!

Stephen Hawking

#3. There should be a policy to have a mechanism in place to decide when and how to import or export.

K. V. Thomas

#4. I am a firm believer that the pull for human beings is towards the good, generally outweighing the bad.

Neill Blomkamp

#5. Swallow future
Spit out hope
Burn your face
Upon the chrome

Metallica

#6. Choose actions that show the customer that they matter.

Marilyn Suttle

#7. I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.'

Bill Engvall

#8. The miserable man makes a peny of a farthing, and the liberall of a farthing sixe pence.
[The miserable man maketh a penny of a farthing, and the liberal of a farthing sixpence.]

George Herbert

#9. When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

Ambrose Bierce

#10. Government-run schools can't instill morals and character.

Jim DeMint

#11. By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.

Frank Moore Colby

#12. No labor is hopeless.

Philibert Joseph Roux

#13. Epicurus says that you should rather have regard to the company with whom you eat and drink, than to what you eat and drink.

Seneca The Younger

#14. Now do you want to do this nicely, have time to pack your Uzi in your underwear, or do we get to cuff you and drag you out?

Abigail Roux