Asshat's Quotes

#1. Asshat's an asshole," she cooed. "Yes, he is.

Heather Demetrios

#2. Still, truth is how I remember it now. In a way, I am changing the past from my desk here in the future as I write. It always happens like this. This is how we all tell our story.

J.D. Radke

#3. In the Ngong Forest I have also seen, on a narrow path through thick growth, in the middle of a very hot day, the Giant Forest Hog, a rare person to meet.

Isak Dinesen

#4. We deal with all the production headaches and all that stuff. They just have to come here and be super funny. And it's worked out well. I mean, literally, every day they're all saying things I'd never thought I'd hear before and just some of the funniest discussions I've ever heard.

Jeff Schaffer

#5. Are you seriously having to ask why I won't date you?" She sounded so incredulous. "Would you like me to recite the list alphabetically?"
Actually, he did. "Let's hear it."
Not even a pause. "Asshat. Braggart. Cocky tied with chauvinist. Dumbass. Egotistical. Do I really need to go on?

Eve Langlais

#6. Why are you such an asshat?"
"An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.

Cassandra Clare

#7. He wouldn't kill me. He might not even hurt me - there had been several instances where I could've sworn he didn't want this violent life. But he wanted to touch me, and he was roguish enough to do whatever he thought necessary to reach that end goal. Like lock me in a room. Asshat. After

Laura Thalassa

#8. Publishing a book is like giving birth. You labor over it and then produce what you think is the most beautiful thing in the world. Then some asshat comes along and says 'what an ugly baby'. And you want to throat punch the Fuq into Outer Mongolia. Quote by Jordan Silver 12/22/13

Jordan Silver

#9. Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least INFORM me that she has a secret boyfriend? Also, if you don't call me back within five minutes, I'm going to assume you found a way back to Evanston. Furthermore, you are an asshat. That is all.

John Green

#10. "Keep your hands to yourself!" might almost be put at the head of the first chapter of every book on etiquette.

Emily Post

#11. Asshat! You Darth Vadered me!" (Delaney to Rowan)

Diana Duncan

#12. But then some asshat got voted into office who thought it'd be a good idea to let countries like North Korea and Iran develop nuclear arsenals.

M.D. Massey

#13. By aspiring to join the mainstream rather than figuring out the ways we need to change it, we risk loosing our gay and lesbian souls in order to gain the world.

Urvashi Vaid

#14. The water near me stirred and then a Sharkface rose up out of it as if on an elevator, slow, his mouth tilted up into a small smile. He stood there on the water perhaps five feet away from me. His eyeless face looked smug.
"Warden," he said.
"Asshat," I replied.

Jim Butcher

#15. What kind of asshat!" Aliyev actually screamed aloud, "Makes a grenade crate! That's fucking! Flammable!

Michael Stephen Fuchs

#16. The bad news is, our past defines us. However, the good news is, our future will someday be a part of that past.

Palle Oswald

#17. What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be!

Charles Dudley Warner

#18. No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.

Michelle Hodkin

#19. He knew Danny, she was a fucking chatterbox. She was always rambling on and on about music and clothes and some asshat named Chan-a-something Tater Tots.

Madeline Sheehan

#20. I stifled a yawn. It's too early to be such an asshat Daniel.

Michelle Hodkin

#21. No director wants to be directed, but no good director ... would shy away from the good ideas of others.

Tommy Lee Jones

#22. The world turns softly / Not to spill its lakes and rivers.

Hilda Conkling

#23. I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.

Rachel Caine

#24. The greatest of all miracles is to be alive.

Nhat Hanh

#25. If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?

David Augsburger

#26. Nice car, asshat!" one of them shouted before they did some kind of fist-bumping move that made me want to bump my fist, too.
Right into their faces.

Rachel Hawkins

#27. The devil, as a master of deceit, does everything he can to keep people from believing in the existence of a hell; but hell is a literal state of existence that will be the plight of all those who reject the Lord Jesus Christ.

Tim LaHaye

#28. Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused.
"No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Michelle Hodkin

#29. I have a bed and enough to eat and kind people about me. God is still with me. For these things I am grateful and have no reason to complain

Tracy Chevalier

#30. That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.

Tammara Webber

#31. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Dave Chappelle

#32. We are each but a quarter note in a grand symphony.

Guy Laliberte