Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member Quotes

#1. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

Groucho Marx

#2. The Bette Davis Club," she said. "You've joined, you're a member. It's my metaphor for any female - and there've been zillions - who gets a crush on a gay fellow, dates a gay fellow, or heaven help us, marries a gay fellow.

Jane Lotter

#3. Facebook is not very good at dealing with named groups; they're not very good at saying, 'We've got this book club and I'm a member and you're not.' But membership is one of the precursors to a lot of social action.

Clay Shirky

#4. Punctuation is a deeply conservative club. It hardly ever admits a new member.

Mary Norris

#5. An Englishman once said that he found it easier to be a member of a club than of the human race because the bylaws were shorter, and he knew all the members personally. That sounds about right.

Nelson DeMille

#6. I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member

Sigmund Freud

#7. I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

Oscar Wilde

#8. The photograph doesn't claim to be a participant, or to know, or to be a club member of whatever it's documenting - photography is more demanding when it doesn't pretend to know.

Taryn Simon

#9. A few moments later Marcus was a member of a fairly exclusive club. He had no idea how many people had been firsthand witnesses to not one but two lion attacks, but he thought that the number would be very, very small. Gangsta, baby, he thought, and wet himself.

Scott Hawkins

#10. That, incidentally, gives me the greatest possible pleasure - the knowledge that we are all linked by our friendship with a group of fictional people. What a pleasant club of which to be a member! [from the preface; on writing for people around the world]

Alexander McCall Smith

#11. I'm a member of the George Jones fan club, and I'm a member of U2's fan club.

Dierks Bentley

#12. I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

Woody Allen

#13. I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love.

Travis Tritt

#14. The only club I have ever belonged to is the James Bond fan club. Member since 1979.

Michael Weatherly

#15. I would be a fully-paid-up member of the 'I Hate Paperwork Club' if I could summon the enthusiasm to fill in the application form.

John Dolan

#16. I practice neither black nor white magic.
What I do is a technology that I use for my own individual purposes. I don't strive to be a member of a club.

Christopher Rankin