Annoying Girlfriend Funny Quotes

#1. I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.

Henny Youngman

#2. I thought that the administration needed bipartisan support, and I was for our commander-in-chief. Because I felt at that time it was the right thing do. If I knew then what I know now, I would have never voted for the war.

Ken Lucas

#3. It's always hard to lose somebody. It leaves a hole in you heart that never grows back.

Kevin Brooks

#4. Where are there towns but no houses, roads but no cars, forests but no trees?
Answer on a map
(Riddle on children's breakfast TV)

Audur Ava Olafsdottir

#5. I mean, Zombies were one thing. Asking almost complete strangers and one innocent little Page to witness an attack on my vaginasaurous was an entirely other thing to ask of humanity.

Rachel Higginson

#6. It has perhaps always been the case that the waging of peace is the hardest form of leadership of all.

Queen Elizabeth II

#7. For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spread.

Rebecca Harding Davis

#8. It is precisely by binding things together that traditional visions perpetuate themselves and the prejudgments contained within them; and it is by insisting on prising things apart that we have liberated ourselves from them

Ernest Gellner