Top 11 Funny Protective Girlfriend Quotes

#1. You'll end up with a man whose name starts with E. And he'll rip through your life like a tornado. Then again, a tornado can handle a volcano.

S.E. Jakes

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#2. I'm not making films for middle aged journalists, who are mostly men. I make films that hopefully entertain people, where they can learn something about life.

Nigel Cole

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#3. Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have the right to do and what is the right thing to do. Potter Stewart,

Max Allan Collins

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#4. If it's advisable to never share own problems with others as sages say that majority don't care, then it's more sensible to never brag of own achievements as their attitude is likely to remain the same.

Anuj

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#5. There is going on in the world today a quiet, bloodless revolution. It has no fanfare, no newspaper coverage, no propaganda; yet it is changing the course of thousands of lives. It is restoring purpose and meaning to life as men of all races and nationalities are finding peace with God.

Billy Graham

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#6. They'd grown apart. Well, hell - at least that meant they were still capable of growing. If they could still grow, then maybe they could grow back together.

Robin Wells

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#7. Whenever I see a Frans Hals I feel like painting, but when I see a Rembrandt I feel like giving up!

Max Liebermann

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#8. First we need to decide what needs to be done. Then we do it. And then we ask if it is possible.

Paul Hawken

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#9. Fantasists aren't natural readers. They grow restive easily.

Amit Chaudhuri

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#10. I don't like to use the word 'fans;' I call them 'Dick Dale music lovers.'

Dick Dale

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#11. Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

Dov Davidoff

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