Alcohol Best Quotes

#1. When I discipline myself to eat properly, live morally, exercise regularly, grow mentally and spiritually, and not put any drugs or alcohol in my body, I have given myself the freedom to be at my best, perform at my best, and reap all the rewards that go along with it.

Zig Ziglar

#2. I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore.

Robert Black

#3. I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.

Elton John

#4. The best colleague any doctor can have is a more fully informed patient and family.

James J. Rybacki

#5. Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.

Morgan Freeman

#6. The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.

Sebastian Faulks

#7. Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

Alice Cooper

#8. I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

W.C. Fields

#9. Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

#10. The best part about holiday parties is the alcohol. You have a couple of drinks and you tell your coworkers and your superiors what you really think about them. And then the fun begins.

David Letterman

#11. The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Douglas Adams

#12. My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health.

Robert E.Lee

#13. Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

Coluche

#14. I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

Jimmy Buffett

#15. Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

Patrick Rothfuss

#16. Pubs are, disturbingly, where I hatch most of my best idea-sculptures: possibly it's something to do with the disinhibiting effects of alcohol, or maybe it's just having company to yack at.

Charles Stross

#17. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Dorothy Parker

#18. It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

Tom Papa

#19. I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

Joy Behar

#20. Of the small number of things which I have liked and done well, drinking is by far the thing I have done best. Although I have read a lot, I have drunk more. I have written much less than most people who write; but I have drunk more than the majority of the people who drink.

Guy Debord

#21. Willy, one of the guys at the distillery, comes up with what Oliver and I agree is the best definition of what a 'dram' actually is: 'A measure of whisky that is pleasing to both guest and host.

Iain Banks

#22. Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle.

Griffith Edwards

#23. Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

Michel Templet

#24. I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.

Martin Pond