Air Mattress Quotes

#1. What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.

Various

#2. I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.

Demetri Martin

#3. Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One.

Jimmy Fallon

#4. I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office.

Kevin McCarthy

#5. This thing got a pump?" he asked as he pulled the heavy air mattress out."No, Ty, you have to blow it up," Deuce answered in a flat voice. "We'll take turns, should have it done by August (Armed & dangerous)

Abigail Roux

#6. I've got an air mattress for a bed ... really living the high life.

Clayton Kershaw

#7. The guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress.

Chuck Palahniuk

#8. Obnoxious smart-ass. Never been anywhere, never done anything, huh. Arrested development, huh. Considering that it was coming from a man who spent his nights peeing on his neighbors' fences, that was rich. Shoot, I should've told him that.

Ilona Andrews

#9. As I got older, I had more experience with borders. Some literal - living in the dramatically blue misty mountains on the line between North Carolina and Tennessee, and living in California - home to expats, transplants, and refugees from both sides of innumerable borders.

Tim Pratt

#10. You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.

Daniel Tosh

#11. The hardest part about storytelling is knowing what happens in the end.

Tye Sheridan

#12. i have to
believe
the day
will come
where i don't
flinch
whenever
i hear
his name.

- some names will always be cursed.

Amanda Lovelace

#13. I must reclaim my good life and I must return to my good works.

Martha Stewart

#14. Slade and sex went together. He was a walking aphrodisiac, from the top of his head, to the black boots on his feet.

Holly Hood

#15. Don't think of me too often. I don't want to think of you getting all maudlin. Just live well. Just live.

Jojo Moyes

#16. Buying experience such as going out to dinner or taking a vacation increases our own wellbeing and the wellbeing of others. Experiences last while material purchases fade.

Tom Rath