Top 20 Adult Males Quotes

#1. Adult males are what their moms designed them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#2. LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.

Ambrose Bierce

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#3. Did you ever look into the personalities of male cooks, Army, logging camp, etc.? They're all supposed to be crazy, incomprehensible, contemptible. And angry. The act of feeding adult males seems to have strange personality effects.

James Tiptree Jr.

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#4. As if adult males were completely self-sufficient beings, as if a penis and a five o'clock shadow were all they would ever need to get by.

Tom Perrotta

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#5. I don't want you to be my fan. I want you to be mine.

Emme Rollins

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#6. Lincoln learned to summon the passions, but he never addressed his audience as sweethearts.

Richard Brookhiser

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#7. Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

Jerry Seinfeld

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#8. because women were also believed to be closer to the raw forces of nature than were males, controlling their power was, for the adult male, part of the larger project of creating human civilization itself.

Thomas Van Nortwick

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#9. Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

Robert Morley

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#10. See your misfortunes as blessings.

Marshall Sylver

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#11. PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.

Ambrose Bierce

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#12. There is illusion, the way you see things now, thinking that there is a tomorrow, there is a today, there is time and that there is life and death. Those are just appearances

Frederick Lenz

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#13. My knees were weak but he held me with one hand, guiding me with the motion of his hips. I was completely his to do with what he wanted and he knew it.

Emme Rollins

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#14. The extraordinary gentleness of the adult male with his young dispels all the King Kong mythology.

Dian Fossey

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#15. The 'militia' was the entire adult male citizenry, who were not simply allowed to keep their own arms, but affirmatively required to do so ...

Don Kates

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#16. There should be a law to the People besides its own will.

Lord Acton

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#17. Sure, safety is, well, safe, but will it help me achieve the things I really want for my life?

Kayt Sukel

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#18. A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.

Jonathan Swift

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#19. CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

Jay Leno

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#20. We don't think a child of 13 should be held responsible as a man of 23. That's true for most people, but black males age 13 who have been raised on the streets and who have joined criminal gangs are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult and should be treated as such.

Ron Paul

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