A Woman Who Can't Cook Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 38 A Woman Who Can't Cook Quotes

#1. I mean the world is a place where it feels like a woman has to go out everywhere in society, you have to buy her and cook her a meal and stuff. - Author: Kool Keith
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#2. If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman. - Author: Phil Robertson
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#3. The sign of a true woman isn't the ability to recite French poetry or play the pianoforte or cook Chateaubriand. The sign of a true woman is learning to listen to her own voice even when society does its best to drown it out. - Author: Eve Marie Mont
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#4. The truest kindness to any woman is to provide her with an opportunity for self-expression in some constructive field: to work, not at home with cook-stove and scrubbing brush, but outside, independently, in the world of men and affairs. - Author: William Moulton Marston
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#5. No mean woman can cook well. It calls for a generous spirit, a light hand, and a large heart. - Author: Eden Phillpotts
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#6. I am a woman who came from the cotton fields of the South. From there I was promoted to the washtub. From there I was promoted to the cook kitchen. And from there I promoted myself into the business of manufacturing hair goods and preparations ... I have built my own factory on my own ground. - Author: Madam C. J. Walker
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#7. Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door. - Author: Gary Busey
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#8. Single moms: You are a doctor, a teacher, a nurse, a maid, a cook, a referee, a heroine, a provider, a defender, a protector, a true Superwoman. Wear your cape proudly. - Author: Mandy Hale
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#9. The Emperor of China once sent a messenger to the wise man Lao-tsu to ask how he should rule the kingdom. Lao-tsu replied that he should rule the kingdom in the way you would cook a small fish. How do you cook a small fish? In the steady, cautious, caring way you undress a woman. - Author: Chloe Thurlow
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#10. It's easier to write about Socrates than about a young woman or a cook. - Author: Anton Chekhov
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#11. Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. - Author: Mae West
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#12. I've always felt I had to prove myself, and now it has become second nature. When I first went to university, I took lodgings with a woman who said, 'What are the chances of you staining my pans?' I said, 'I don't think I understand the question ... ' and she said, 'When you cook your curries.' - Author: Sanjeev Bhaskar
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#13. Eleanor Roosevelt started off almost every early article she wrote, starting with, "My mother was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen." And I think her life was a constant and continual and lifelong contrast with her mother. - Author: Blanche Wiesen Cook
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#14. No one could touch the home cooking of an Italian woman. French women, they are very intelligent, very sexy - but they don't like to cook. - Author: Sirio Maccioni
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#15. I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner. - Author: Barry Goldwater
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#16. I love to cook. I love having friends over and family. I am definitely a feeder - I feed everybody. I am jumping around the kitchen like a crazy woman. - Author: Imelda May
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#17. My family likes to make fun of me, indicating that being able to cook is part of what makes a woman a woman. I disagree. Getting my period makes me a woman. Cooking just makes me bored. - Author: Sarah Colonna
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#18. The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook
and isn't. - Author: Evan Esar
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#19. My mother is the sort of woman who not only can raise a chicken and roast it to moist perfection but, as she proved to my openmouthed sister and me on a family holiday to Morocco when we were very young, can barter for one in a market, kill it, pluck it, and then cook it to perfection. - Author: Hamish Bowles
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#20. Do you cook too?" he asked, the tone teasing. " 'Cause any woman who does a weapon striptease, handles a Benelli like she knows how to use it, and can cook, pushes all my buttons. - Author: Faith Hunter
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#21. Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? - Author: Joan Rivers
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#22. Hit ain't sacrilege. Miss Effie Belle says when she cain't think what to have for dinner, she asts God and right off He gives her an idea. To my thinkin', thet's sacrilege."
Miss Love really laughed. "There's not a woman in the world who hasn't prayed what to cook for dinner, Rucker! - Author: Olive Ann Burns
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#23. She was a woman of extended silences, I noticed, and she said very little as we walked the streets of La Boca, looking at its brightly colored houses. It was as if she understood that quiet observation was the key to knowing a place, perhaps even the key to life. - Author: Thomas H. Cook
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#24. A good cook is not necessarily a good woman with an even temper. Some allowance should be made for artistic temperament. - Author: Marcel Boulestin
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#25. He looks at me for a long moment. "You're not the type of woman who gives up easily, are you?" I
can't tell if he admires this trait or sees it as a sign of deteriorating mental health. - Author: Eileen Cook
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#26. Margarita was never short of money. She could buy whatever she liked. Her husband had plenty of interesting friends. Margarita never had to cook. Margarita knew nothing of the horrors of living in a shared flat. In short ... was she happy? Not for a moment. - Author: Mikhail Bulgakov
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#27. People always comment about my clothes. They don't think a fashionable woman can love food and be knowledgeable and actually cook. - Author: Padma Lakshmi
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#28. I'm not even sure of what I want in a woman yet. I have a lot of things to do in life. When I grow up as long as she can cook, take care of the kids, and make me feel like "Daddy" then I'll be alright with her. - Author: Kirko Bangz
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#29. I think if a woman describes herself as a brilliant cook, she's a bit full of herself. - Author: Graeme Simsion
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#30. I personally don't think a woman should ever live with a man unless they're married. I guess there are some really great guys out there who wouldn't take advantage of having a live-in cook and maid, but guess how those arrangements usually turn out? - Author: Linda Howard
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#31. Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook."
"Jesus Christ, woman. - Author: Alice Clayton
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#32. I was never really a girl, or a woman, or a human being to Raven, Case. Even though he did awful things for me. I was a symbol, an expiation, and when I insisted on becoming a person he did the only thing he could do to keep on serving the symbol and not have to deal with a flesh-and-blood woman. - Author: Glen Cook
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#33. I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing. - Author: Rachael Leigh Cook
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#34. I jerk around and see Sister Dora, a portly woman who's the head cook in the kitchen, staring daggers at me. This is nothing new. She stares daggers at everyone who walks through the lunch line holding a tray, as though our needing sustenance is a personal affront. - Author: Pittacus Lore
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#35. Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder. To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion. - Author: Duke Of Wellington
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#36. Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#37. He wants a thunder tiger, Akihito."
"Well, I want a woman who can touch her ears with her ankles, cook a decent meal and keep her opinions to herself. But they don't fucking exist either! - Author: Jay Kristoff
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#38. I went to the Alabama public schools at a time when my English teachers, all but one of whom was a woman, taught nothing but the classics. They revered the great British and American writers. - Author: Thomas H. Cook
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