Top 37 A Warranty Quotes
#1. Trust me. The words are a prayer, not a warranty. I understand that now.
Kyran Pittman
#2. Relationships don't come with a warranty and being in love is no guarantee of a happy ending.
Jonathan Tropper
#3. The diminution of the reality of class, however socially desirable in many respects, seems to have the practical effect of diminishing our ability to see people in their difference and specialness.
Lionel Trilling
#4. The hypothesis of matter's being at first evenly spread through the heavens is, in my opinion, inconsistent with the hypothesis of innate gravity without a supernatural power to reconcile them, and therefore, it infers a deity.
Isaac Newton
#5. There is no more sovereign eloquence than the truth in indignation.
Victor Hugo
#6. Think you have lost it all? You haven't. "God's gifts and God's call are under full warranty
never canceled, never rescinded" (Rom. 11:29 MSG).
Max Lucado
#7. You must learn all things, both the unshaken heart of persuasive truth, and the opinions of mortals in which there is no true warranty.
Parmenides
#8. There are no boundaries in the real Planet Earth. No United States, no Soviet Union, no China, no Taiwan ... Rivers flow unimpeded across the swaths of continents. The persistent tides - the pulse of the sea - do not discriminate; they push against all the varied shores on Earth.
Jacques-Yves Cousteau
#9. A Lifetime Warranty on a concealed carry firearm isn't much good, If the firearm fails in an armed encounter, the owner of the firearm might expire, along with the warranty.
John Abbott
#10. Age is such a natural progression you shouldn't fight it.
Ann-Margret
#11. Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.
Solomon Northup
#12. These rovers are living on borrowed time. We're so past warranty on them. You try to push them hard every day because we're living day to day.
Steven Squyres
#13. Consumer confidence in an industry can be a very fragile thing. It only takes a few builders who promise but don't deliver, who cheat rather than perform, who delay until the warranty expires rather than repair, to damage the reputation of an entire industry.
Virginia Knauer
#14. There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge.
Maxfield Parrish
#15. You and I might define a 'soul mate' differently. For most people, a soul mate has some kind of sexual connotation.
Frederick Lenz
#16. Even now, it still bewildered Chelsea the way Virginia and her circle of picture-perfect friends had made that amazing transition - it seemed like overnight - abandoning bikes and Barbies for boys and fashion. But Chelsea hadn't been invited to cross that bridge with them.
Melody Carlson
#17. What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty.
Bob Verdi
#18. She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.
Dave Barry
#19. I have a habit of recording records very quickly - and not in a haphazardly way, not in a way where I'm not focused on details, because I'm a freak when it comes to that.
Balthazar Getty
#20. Government has no business intervening in any consensual private behavior.
Camille Paglia
#21. Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.
Andy Rooney
#22. Most credit cards provide some sort of protection against a defective purchase, and with gold or platinum cards, you'll often get double the manufacturer's warranty. You're also not immediately out your own money if something goes wrong.
Jean Chatzky
#23. It's a nonsense assumption that you can get rid of terrorism with war. Terrorism is taking the lives of innocent people to gain your objective. War is basically the same thing on a larger scale.
Gene Sharp
#24. Nobody will deny that there is at least some roughness everywhere.
Benoit Mandelbrot
#25. The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over.
Kevin O'Leary
#26. My dear, my native soil! For whom my warmest wish to Heav'n is sent, Long may thy hardy sons of rustic toil Be blest with health, and peace, and sweet content!
Robert Burns
#27. We understand each other, Nelly. We've both lost someone we love. We both have scars and regrets and anger. We can do this together.
Jasinda Wilder
#29. I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
Kin Hubbard
#30. A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is.
Seth Godin
#31. To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.
Ann Coulter
#32. The American media produce a product of very poor quality. Its information is not reliable, it has too much chrome and glitz, its doors rattle, it breaks down almost immediately, and it's sold without warranty. It's flashy, but it's basically junk.
Michael Crichton
#33. If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: 'fair,' leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty your muffler. He's here to warranty your life.
Charles Krauthammer
#35. To strengthen the muscles of your heart, the best exercise is lifting someone else's spirit whenever you can.
Dodinsky
#36. I feel like a defective model, like I came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
#37. Well, a priest is better than a eunuch for advice, then. I'm guessing you still have all your original parts."
"Warranty included," he said.
Tiffany Reisz
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