John Candy Quotes

#1. Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

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#2. Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.

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#3. You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

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#4. You can escape into a character.

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#5. Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

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#6. As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

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#7. I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

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#8. Like your job. Love your wife.

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#9. I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

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#10. I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

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#11. If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

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#12. I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

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#13. I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

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#14. Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

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#15. I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

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#16. I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

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#17. Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

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