Zombie Life Quotes

#1. It's a fate worse than death to spend eternity in harness, serving as Lilly Hellman's zombie, brought back to life at dinner parties.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. There were a few nighttime pedestrians on the block, but they continued on their way, dutifully ignoring the zombie vomiting blood out of the back of my car. Good old New Yorkers. They really couldn't care less.

Nicholas Kaufmann

#3. Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.

Jesse Petersen

#4. We're not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We're completely beyond that - both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, 'living.' Some life, huh? But it's the only life we could ever possibly live if we want to stay alive another day. It's our life that terrifies me.

Bryant A. Loney

#5. Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.

Jesse Petersen

#6. When you can program your own life, you're just going to program what you already like. Because of that, people's taste becomes much more narrow-minded.

Rob Zombie

#7. Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.

Jesse Petersen

#8. Only, it's not an it. It's a her. A zombie. A woman. A zombie woman. She's older than Janine, closer to my age, maybe early thirties, missing a little bit of her face, but otherwise sort of pretty in a melancholy way.

Charles Yu

#9. Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.

Jesse Petersen

#10. So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me.

Steven Ramirez

#11. I had a dream about you; you were a zombie in a post-apocalyptic world. I was the only human left, you tried to bite me and I said no. We became good friends.

Rodney Jenkins

#12. A little bit of pain is good for you. I feel alive. Everybody needs struggle. Once you overcome an obstacle, you springboard into the future. Life is interesting and short and it's not supposed to be easy, and if it is, you're probably just in denial and you're existing here like a zombie.

Pamela Anderson

#13. Rich dad, poor zombie.

Jesse Petersen

#14. Emma and I had both died twice, and for me, that second one actually stuck. Now I was a "resurrected American," better known, in colloquial terms, as life-challenged. Or undead. Or the living dead. But I'm not a zombie. I'm just a little less alive than your average high school junior.

Rachel Vincent

#15. Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.

Jesse Petersen

#16. I'm into 'The Walking Dead,' 'Shaun of the Dead,' obviously, and I've seen all the Romero movies. I am a classic zombie queen. And I love the White Walkers on 'Game of Thrones.' Weirdly, it wasn't until pretty late in life that I found my entry point into horror films.

Anna Kendrick

#17. Hey...kid," he (Adam) said, "can...I...come....in?"
You never had to ask before," she (Phoebe) sad, holding the screen open for him.
-Kiss of Life page 257
We need...to be...invited," he said.

Dan Waters

#18. Protect your brand - and your ass.

Jesse Petersen

#19. I've always been a fan of just extreme things. Whether it be in movies, books, TV or real life.

Rob Zombie

#20. There was no heaven here. Eternal life meant waking up as a putrid corpse.

Susan Dennard

#21. How could I possibly gone this long without the touch of another human being? I've been living my life like a zombie

Theresa Alan

#22. She rises on her toes and kisses his cheek. "You know what I'm gonna say now."
Zombie smiles. "He'll be fine, Cassie." He grabs her hand and squeezes hard. "With my life."
Her response is immediate and fierce. "Not with your life, Parish. With your death.

Rick Yancey

#23. Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?

Jesse Petersen

#24. Fake it til you make it. Just make it.

Jesse Petersen

#25. Then there's the kind of zombie I've become now: the one who has lost everything - his brain, his heart, his light, his direction. He wanders the world, bumping into this, tripping over that, but keeps going and going. That is life after death.

Adam Silvera

#26. Culture is just a shambling zombie that repeats what it did in life; bits of it drop off, and it doesn't appear to notice.

Alan Moore

#27. I used to stay up all night playing 'Resident Evil 2,' and it wouldn't stop until the sun came up. Then I'd walk outside at dawn's first light, looking at the empty streets of London, and it was like life imitating art. It felt like I'd stepped into an actual zombie apocalypse.

Edgar Wright

#28. I had seen these transformations, people who had lost their will to live, coming back from their zombie states and radiating a new life force from their eyes.

Anthony Kiedis

#29. Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.

Jesse Petersen

#30. I guess I get enough real life, in real life, so that's why I like things that are more extreme.

Rob Zombie

#31. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.

Jesse Petersen

#32. Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.

Jesse Petersen

#33. Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.

Jesse Petersen

#34. I'm psychotically involved in every tiny little aspect. That's just the way I've been about everything my whole life.

Rob Zombie

#35. Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

Jesse Petersen

#36. Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Jesse Petersen

#37. Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

Jesse Petersen

#38. This is the strange thing about life, when people are confronted, they all say that the truth is what they want but when the truth disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse that only wants to destroy civilization.

Leviak B. Kelly

#39. Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.

Stacy Buck

#40. If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie
not really dead but not really alive, either.

Cassandra Clare

#41. We tell ourselves zombie stories to remind us we shouldn't live beyond the natural boundaries of life - or seek a third stage of life in this world.

Stephen Graham Jones

#42. I wouldn't have been able to go to drama school when I was 19. I don't think I was even conscious of life ... I was like a zombie. But when I finished uni' I just realised ... just go and do it, stop being a knob.

Claire Foy

#43. When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.

Unknown

#44. Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.

Jesse Petersen

#45. Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.

Jesse Petersen

#46. The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.

Jesse Petersen