Youth Pastor Quotes

#1. We have our own language. Christianese ... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

Tim Hawkins

#2. In life; have as much fun as you can get away with!

Robert Armstrong

#3. God, there's nothing sexier than a nice strong jawline and a movie-star-quality chin dimple. It's my own personal kryptonite.
- SINGLE-MINDED

Lisa Daily

#4. Every pastor, youth pastor, and every parent is in competition with the Internet and the information it is spreading. Most young people don't get their news from CNN or CBS; they get it from bloggers.

Josh McDowell

#5. Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Homer

#6. When was the last time you heard a long passage from a novel read aloud during Sunday school or worship? Or how about the last time a youth pastor subverted his or her "talk" through satire or parable rather than proof texting the six main points? Yet

Sarah Arthur

#7. The Internet has given atheists, agnostics, skeptics, the people who like to destroy everything that you and I believe, the almost equal access to your kids as your youth pastor and you have ... whether you like it or not.

Josh McDowell

#8. Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. Modern people have seen too many chemicals and are ready to go back to eating dirt.

Mark Kurlansky

#10. You thought giving a depressed prostitute a copy of Pretty Woman might help?

Isa K.

#11. You know, the pessimism which exists now in the Middle East existed in Northern Ireland, but we stayed at it.

George J. Mitchell

#12. Those, that with haste will make a mighty fire,
Begin it with weak straws.

William Shakespeare