Tim Hawkins Quotes

#1. We have our own language. Christianese ... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

Tim Hawkins

#2. Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at ... This guy comes up and says, 'D'you know that we're the home of the world's largest frying pan?'
' ... Really! That is great 'cause I'm writin' a new book called Things I Don't Care About.

Tim Hawkins

#3. Vision -
You dream the impossible;
You imagine the incredible;
You achieve the extraordinary.

Tim Hawkins

#4. Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.

Tim Hawkins

#5. Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good

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#6. You need to go sit on the pot.

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#7. I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

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#8. I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.

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#9. Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

Tim Hawkins