Top 3 Isa K. Quotes
#1. This is a completely heterosexual bro-hug that I offer in a totally nongay way to all my hockey brothers.
#2. If you're gay how come you don't dress better?"
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"I'm undercover," he answered. "Obviously. I'm reporting back tonight on how best to attack the heterosexual hockey male demographic.
#3. You thought giving a depressed prostitute a copy of Pretty Woman might help?