Your Cleavage Quotes

#1. My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God through the use of your cleavage?

Brandon Sanderson

#2. Resolved: If you make a duck face in your profile picture, you are declaring yourself a shallow loser and I will ignore you. Moreover, if you have multiple pictures of your cleavage and then declare that you want to "take things slow" you are not fooling anybody.

Morgan Deane

#3. They tell me: 'OK, this is where we're going to push up your cleavage,' and I'm like, 'What cleavage?'

Natalie Portman

#4. There's no better investment than your cleavage." Charlotte smirked. "I believe they teach that in business school.

Curtis Sittenfeld

#5. You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.

Mark Leyner

#6. I am not sleeping with him." I shot him a poisonous glare. "If I had a bumper sticker, it would read, 'Demon slayer, not demon layer.' " "Your mouth says no, but your cleavage says yes.

Rob Thurman

#7. You have crumbs on your cleavage." "Don't care," she said, taking another bite of cake. "So hungry." Kaz

Leigh Bardugo

#8. Sixteen vampires you took out yourself with nothing but a stake and your cleavage? Makes me ashamed of my kind, it does.

Jeaniene Frost

#9. And so we walked through customs arm in arm; while the officer barely looked at my passport, he did look twice at Eva Maria's cleavage.

Anne Fortier

#10. You can't trust a guy showing off more cleavage than you.

Lindsey Leavitt

#11. Just wear the tank top." "It's not meant to - " "Wearing something on top of that is a waste of your God-given gift of cleavage," he insisted. "It's practically blasphemy.

Molly Harper

#12. Actually, the challenge I've always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage.

Christina Aguilera

#13. When Alaska Young is sitting with her legs crossed in a brittle, periodically green clover patch leaning forward in search of four-leaf clovers, the pale skin of her sizable cleavage clearly visible, it is a plain fact of human physiology that it becomes impossible to join in her clover search.

John Green

#14. If I wore a low-cut dress or showed my cleavage or did lad's mags, people would make such a big deal. That has stopped me from doing it, but I would if it felt right.

Konnie Huq

#15. And in art class, he will discover that he's interested in boobs. Wish me luck."

"Good luck." I eyed her cleavage. "not that you need it."

She winked. "I know.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#16. I'm afraid I might suffocate in my own cleavage.

Cora Carmack

#17. My women students openly admit that they dress for interviews like dates, hoping to look their best: makeup, high heels, a well-fitting suit that shows off their figure. And I always tell them to make sure to wear a shirt under the suit jacket. Form fitting, yes. Cleavage, no.

Susan Estrich

#18. He couldn't stop staring at her cleavage...
The vee in between beckoned him like a bee to nectar.

Amanda Carlson

#19. I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

John Green

#20. What is your problem?" I asked, scooping the freezing mess out of my cleavage.
"We got unfinished business," he reminded me.
"My name's not Bill." He chuckled. "Yeah, I loved that movie. Shoulda brought a katana, but it seemed like an unfair advantage.

Karen Chance

#21. I suppose, yes, I've been guilty of provocation but it's also just common sense marketing - put a bottle of scent in a woman's cleavage, or between her thighs - and men will notice.

Tom Ford

#22. A plot without action is like pasta without garlic, like Dolly Parton without cleavage, and like a writer without his similes.

Dean Koontz

#23. I played a medium on 'Ghost Whisperer' for six years, and the mediums never complained at the fact that I had cleavage while I was crossing people over into the light. In fact, they were super-excited that a hot person was out there representing the medium.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

#24. The cleavage between the scientific and the extra-scientific domain of experience is, I believe, not a cleavage between the concrete and the transcendental but between the metrical and the non-metrical.

Arthur Stanley Eddington

#25. Oooh!" Bill squealed. "Very rococo."
"So, I'm really doing this? I'm just going to go down there and pretend
" (Luce)
"No pretending." Bill shook his head. "Own it. Own that cleavage, girl, you know you want to.

Lauren Kate

#26. I'm hoping for an apology. An acknowledgement that she's made me feel like crap about myself again, but obviously I don't get anything like that out of her. She just sits in front of my mirror, rearranging her cleavage.

Dawn O'Porter

#27. My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.

David Henry

#28. The doors of our fridges, glimpses of cleavage, images of our birthday cakes, the setting sun: cheap photography makes visible the ways in which we are similar, and have for a long time been similar. Now we have proof, again, and again, and again. The

Teju Cole

#29. I've got a couple of those Gossard Wonderbras. They are so brilliant, I swear, even I get cleavage with them.

Kate Moss

#30. Probably the only type of cosmetic surgery I'd consider is having my bust reduced. It's alright for my current role in 'The Marquise' because it's a costume drama, which means boned corsets and a bit of cleavage, but it's a drag otherwise.

Kate O'Mara

#31. but on this night
the universe is crawling
on skin soft with expectation
and I have untied silk rhymes
lifting the bluebird's cleavage
you might as well have caged it
between your colored doubts

Silva Zanoyan Merjanian

#32. The secret of toe cleavage, a very important part of the sexuality of the shoe; you must only show the first two cracks.

Manolo Blahnik

#33. I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

Molly Harper

#34. Neurosis is an inner cleavage-the state of being at war with oneself.

Carl Jung

#35. A shade slinks over me and I'm caught off guard when he leans down, placing a blossom in my cleavage, his face shadowed and secretive.

Poppet

#36. I brushed some imaginary lint from my shirt, or touched my cleavage to catch his eye, depending on your perspective.

Jennifer Echols

#37. The beaded purple top scooped low, showing off quite a bit of cleavage. And by quite a bit, I mean holy hell balls, that's a lot of boobage.

Cindi Madsen

#38. The more a man cultivates the arts the less he fornicates. A more and more apparent cleavage occurs between the spirit and the brute.

Charles Baudelaire

#39. Two buttons had come adrift on her shirt, meaning she was showing more cleavage than was normal for an officer of the law. I don't know if she had children, or planned to, but they would never starve.

Stephen Arnott

#40. Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.

Bill Maher

#41. I like the collarbone, a very clean collarbone. I think there's something also very delicate and balletic about that part of a woman's body, and I'm not really a cleavage person, but I do like a back or a shoulder; I think there's something very alluring about backless dresses.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

#42. Surely Tillie knew glitter on wrinkled cleavage was a sin.

Julie Anne Lindsey

#43. Among the gorges and ravines that hang on Los Angeles's shoulders like a necklace, Topanga - nestled in the cleavage of the Santa Monica Mountains - is the most singular of ornaments.

Steve Erickson

#44. Wearing a low-cut, cleavage-revealing top is called suggestive. What does it suggest? That there is more than what you now see, and I may let you look closer since I'm already willing to give you this much of a peek.

Nancy Leigh DeMoss

#45. Roughly speaking, there are three kinds of people in the world ... the division follows lines of real psychological cleavage. I do not offer it lightly. It has been the fruit of more than eighteen minutes of earnest reflection and research.

G.K. Chesterton

#46. She looks like a fucking wet dream sitting on that bike. Her legs are covered in tight denim with black boots laced up to mid-calf. She has a leather jacket on and it's zipped up half way, showing off a good amount of cleavage.

Aurora Rose Reynolds

#47. First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.

Elisabeth Dale

#48. I'm always the girl at the party who, within five minutes, has taken my heels off, hitched up my dress in my knickers, and probably spilt drink down my cleavage.

Sadie Frost

#49. While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them.

Viet Thanh Nguyen

#50. chest, pressing damp cotton against her skin, the ball of his thumb down in her cleavage. Not a tender gesture.

Lee Child

#51. A woman could simply pull her shirt down, show some extra cleavage, and mesmerize every guy in the room. If a man opened his jeans and let his cock poke out, every woman in the place would be calling for the cops.

Cherise Sinclair

#52. Did I think I'd ever find someone I could live with, she asked me, and I said yes, and she said who, and I said me with a vagina and cleavage a little dog could get lost in.

Lionel Fisher

#53. She could undoubtedly get the boy to dig his own grave. With enough encouragement and a little cleavage, he wouldn't even need a shovel.

Nicole Castle

#54. If I'm going to show cleavage or chest then I don't show leg. I show one thing. If I show leg then everything else is covered up.

Tracee Ellis Ross