Young Stand Up Comedian Quotes

#1. I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.

Marlon Wayans

#2. I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force.

Desi Arnaz

#3. I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy clubs were starting. The young comedians of today gasp when I tell them how many shows I did that first year: 500. Five nights a week.

Emo Philips

#4. I remember I had a boyfriend a long time ago who said, 'You need to change your name; you sound like a circus performer.'

Lucy Punch

#5. Fear reminds us we're still alive. Regret will dig us an early grave.

Allison Morgan

#6. Remember there are no mistakes, only lessons. Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible

Cherie Carter-Scott

#7. If you are courageous, listen to the heart. If you are a coward, listen to the head.

Rajneesh

#8. He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the feeling was mutual.

Gillian Flynn