You Woke Up Today Quotes

#1. For those of you who are, "waiting for a sign" ... If you woke up today, THAT'S YOUR SIGN!

Steve Maraboli

#2. Go back to what's good, what's certain, what's always there. You woke up today. Just start walking. Whatever it is, it'll pass. Time doesn't go backward. That's the one real blessing. It happened; it does you no good to worry. Keep it movin'.

Jesse L. Martin

#3. Remember, everyone you meet is really trying to do the best they can. No one woke up today and intentionally decided to be mean, difficult, or unreasonable - including you.

John Bruna

#4. Back then there was this wonderful thing called "twilight sleep" where women were given anesthesia at the onset of labor and woke up with a baby. Today "twilight sleep" is when you pass out on your bed while looking at paparazzi photos of Robert Pattinson eating an omelet.

Amy Poehler

#5. One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed off. When I woke up, I thought I was back in a federal pen. But I did my time, and today no one is more of a free man than Chuck Zito.

Chuck Zito

#6. Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

Bill Hicks

#7. What would you have today if you woke up with only the things you thanked God for yesterday?" He wondered

J. Courtney Sullivan

#8. I grew up in the east side of Detroit in an area where there was very little, except for a lot of scarcity, poverty and hunger. I never woke up saying, 'I'm an orphan again today, isn't this terrible? Poor me.'

Wayne Dyer

#9. I woke up today in a good mood. I was feeling like I could do this. Like life isn't that perfect and it even kind of sucks sometimes, obviously, but things could suck a lot worse.

Sandy Hall

#10. What do you think of Chicago?
Well, the telephone operator woke me up today and said, 'Good morning, Miss Lee. It's eight o'clock, and three below zero.

Harper Lee

#11. I woke up today knowing everything about everything.

Nicole Richie

#12. It's not like I planned it. I never woke up from some rosy dream and said, Okay, world, today I'm gonna spaz.

Shannon Celebi

#13. No," mom says, looking at me in the eyes. "What's a triumph is that you woke up this morning and decided to LIVE. THAT'S a triumph. that's what you did today.

Ned Vizzini

#14. We woke up today happy that it was Friday, but didn't know why. Every day is Friday for us. But we're still happy it's Friday. We

Matt Smith

#15. Grinning, I stroked his arms, over the tattoos and muscles. "Today has been fucking perfect, Judd. You can't know how perfect."
"Oh, I know. I've been counting my blessings since the moment I woke up with you next to me.

Bijou Hunter

#16. When was the last time you woke up and realized that today could be the best day of your life?

Steve Maraboli

#17. What if you woke up tomorrow with only the things you took time to thank God for today?

Ruth Logan Herne

#18. I woke today ready to think outside the box. I can't remember where I put it.

Neil Leckman

#19. Even Hitler didn't wake up going, 'Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.' I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good.'

Will Smith

#20. I have no reasons to be unhappy today. Normally, when I pick my mother up from the police station I go to the gym as soon as it opens and smash the bag for a while. This morning, however, I woke up to your pretty face and I remembered that you are my girlfriend.

Skyla Madi

#21. I woke up this morning and I said to my self, 'Self, I think we need to party today'.

Nick Swisher