Woodshed Restaurant Quotes

#1. Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat it all day.

Augusten Burroughs

#2. Paradoxically Americans are becoming both more obese and more nutrient deficient at the same time. Obese children eating processed foods are nutrient depleted and increasingly get scurvy and rickets, diseases we thought were left behind in the 19th and 20th centuries.

Mark Hyman

#3. Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett

#4. It does not take a long time," said madame, "for an earthquake to swallow a town. Eh well! Tell me how long it takes to prepare the earthquake?

Charles Dickens

#5. Compassion is that special ingredient that is often missed, and it makes a difference in building a positive environment.

Farshad Asl

#6. So," he said, as he continued to pull on her arm, bringing her closer. "Do you accept my apology?"
Viola opened her mouth to say not yet,' because she couldn't afford to give up the power she currently held over him.
That was when he kissed her.

Isobel Irons