Woodshed Fort Quotes

#1. Boy, you'll have a fair trial. Race, creed or color, justice will be done in my courtroom.

Laurence Stallings

#2. We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

Richard Von Weizsaecker

#3. But as we've said before, there is great power in all of us, if only we channel that power into action.

Thomas Wheeler

#4. Washington is rigged for the big guys - and no person has more consistently called them out for it than Jon Stewart. Good luck, Jon!

Elizabeth Warren

#5. Whether you like it or not, a performance's triumphs and belly flops come to seem excruciatingly intimate, as if you were somehow partly responsible for them.

Ben Brantley

#6. Sloth, if it has prevented many crimes, has also smothered many virtues.

Charles Caleb Colton

#7. Oh, this beast? It's ... perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'."
"Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled.
"And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar.

Scott Westerfeld

#8. I'll admit that you felt fucking sweet as silk against my fingers when I had my hand between those pretty thighs.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#9. I tend to think that the onus is on the writer to engage the reader, that the reader should not be expected to need the writer, that the writer has to prove it. All that stuff might add up to a kind of fun in the work. I like things that are about interesting subjects, which sounds self-evident.

Lorin Stein

#10. I suggest going to the gym, facing another man, and then punching each other in the face.

Jason Ellis

#11. A query letter should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover everything, but short enough to be exciting.

Andrea Brown