Women Are From Venus Quotes

#1. Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?

Amit Kalantri

#2. Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you ... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

Craig Ferguson

#3. The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

Bill Maher

#4. I am confident - very confident - that if I help solve this problem in a way that we won't have 20 million illegal immigrants 20 years from now, not only will I get re-elected, I can look back and say I was involved in something that was important.

Lindsey Graham

#5. The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher's diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don't cheat.

Shannon L. Alder

#6. So men are not from Mars, nor are women from Venus. Men and women are from Africa, the cradle of our evolution, where they evolved together as a single species.

Steven Pinker

#7. Oh, come off it, I've only directed three plays for the RSC.

Edward Hall

#8. So far as female beauty is concerned, the Circassian women have no superiors. They have preserved in their mountain home the purity of the Grecian models, and still display the perfect physical loveliness, whose type has descended to us in the Venus de Medici.

Bayard Taylor

#9. Yeah, well, I wanted to be a screenwriter, and guess what? I am one. That's the other tragedy in life.

Charles D'Ambrosio

#10. Music and art and culture is escapism, and escapism sometimes is healthy for people to get away from reality. The problem is when they stay there.

Chuck D

#11. Life is a succession of misunderstandings, leading us on to the final truth, the only truth.

Roberto Bolano

#12. I should fear the infinite power and inflexible justice of the almighty mortal hardly as yet apotheosized, so wholly masculine, with no sister Juno, no Apollo, no Venus, nor Minerva, to intercede for me, thumoi phileousa te, kedomene te.

Henry David Thoreau

#13. Men are from Mars and women from Venus. Kids arrive when orbits collide.

Shikha Kaul

#14. I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.

Jarod Kintz

#15. She'd been so busy worrying about soldier boys and villagers she'd forgotten the jungle had hunters of its own, and now she was going to die for it.

Paolo Bacigalupi

#16. I can learn to pity a fool as I'm the worst of all
And I can't stop feeling sorry for myself

Fall Out Boy

#17. There is nothing like playing at Wimbledon; you can feel the footprints of the legends of the game-men and women-that have graced those courts.

Venus Williams

#18. When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Lactantius

#19. Nobody warned me it would break us. But it did. Or rather, it broke me, and then I broke us. The

Paula Hawkins

#20. This is the staff sergeant coming out," Kelly told Hagan quietly. "I'm used to it."
Hagan looked him up and down, narrowing his eyes. "You come like a fire hose when he gives you an order, don't you?"
"Only if he tells me to," Kelly countered with a smirk.

Abigail Roux

#21. If I knew where poems came from, I'd go there.

Michael Langley

#22. I'm 38 years old and Limp Bizkit is just something I do. If I was a painter, it would just be a type of painting I make.

Fred Durst

#23. I have always been astonished that women were allowed to enter churches. What conversation can they possibly have with God?
The eternal Venus (caprice, hysteria, fantasy) is one of the seductive forms of the Devil.

Charles Baudelaire

#24. Women are mysterious beings in which lie strange delights.

Stefan Emunds

#25. A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

Charles Dickens

#26. Since red is a signal for many vital things, most importantly danger (blood) and sex

Guy Deutscher

#27. Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore,

JWoww

#28. The fact of the matter is that you can use your beauty and use your charm and be flirtatious, and you can get people interested in your beauty. But you cannot maintain that. In the end, talent is the only thing. My work is the only thing that's going to change any minds.

Madonna Ciccone

#29. Men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus instead we are all people. Deal with it.

Shahla Khan

#30. It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.

Laurell K. Hamilton