Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus Quotes

#1. Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you ... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

Craig Ferguson

#2. The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

Bill Maher

#3. I think I bring the songs that aren't about me or related to me to life. It's like the song 'How Do I Let A Good Man Down?' Let me tell you, I didn't write that song - because if I have a good man, I ain't going to let him down.

Sharon Jones

#4. The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher's diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don't cheat.

Shannon L. Alder

#5. So men are not from Mars, nor are women from Venus. Men and women are from Africa, the cradle of our evolution, where they evolved together as a single species.

Steven Pinker

#6. Do not hire anybody who has been pushed out of 20 percent or more of their jobs.

Geoff Smart

#7. I just don't know how I was able to be a boxer in the first place without believing God.

George Foreman

#8. Men are from Mars and women from Venus. Kids arrive when orbits collide.

Shikha Kaul

#9. Always find the opportunity to express and enjoy the beauty of love.

Debasish Mridha

#10. The cook hates the waiter, and they both hate the customer

Haruki Murakami

#11. Last night you sat there singing to me 'nothing to hide, believe what I say' and not ten hours later you're standin' in front of me lyin

Kristen Ashley

#12. Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?

Amit Kalantri

#13. Could there possibly have been an incumbent more easy to knock-off than George W. Bush? A real-life opposition party would have been insulted to be matched with a such an unworthy and frail rival. The Democrats, by contrast, got their lights punched out.

Marc Cooper

#14. The children of violently unhappy marriages, like my mother, are often hamstrung for life, but the children of happier marriages have problems too - all the worse, perhaps, because they don't have virtue on their side.

Lorna Sage

#15. The libido also made an early exit, as it does in most major illnesses - it is the superfluous need of a body in beleaguered emergency.

William Styron

#16. The sight of him swinging his leg over the back of the bike and taking his helmet off was akin to the hotness I would experience had someone struck a match and physically set my vagina alight.

K.M. Golland

#17. I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I'm reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I'm also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I'm very religious. That's how I've gotten to where I am.

Heidi Montag

#18. I need this conversation. They say silence is golden. Maybe it is, although I'm not sure it's worth that much. It has its price certainly; you have to pay for it.

Andrzej Sapkowski

#19. A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

Charles Dickens

#20. Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore,

JWoww

#21. It also is true that some ideas naturally work themselves out over a longer period of time than a single human life can encompass.

James Gunn

#22. Men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus instead we are all people. Deal with it.

Shahla Khan

#23. It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.

Laurell K. Hamilton