White Cracker Quotes

#1. He said that while Clemence adored the sacrament, he meditated on how it could be possible that humans had evolved out of apes only to sit gaping at a round white cracker.

Louise Erdrich

#2. [ ... ] God's message is that we are largely on our own. We are the ones who give moral guidelines body and life. You can take, if you will, your solace in heaven, but you must work out your ethics on earth.

Susan Neiman

#3. I'd like to do a reality show with four white people ... who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called ... Cracker Hunt.

Zach Galifianakis

#4. You OK?" she says, raising her eyebrows. "You're teetering."
He nods and steadies himself against the wall. "Aren't we all," he says.

Jonathan Tropper

#5. You were cut?" "Yeah, but I'm okay. Just a little sore." Devilishness shined in Malik's eyes. "What was the weapon again? Paring knife? Melon baller?" He squeezed his thumb and forefinger together. "One of those cinnamon-flavored toothpicks?

Chloe Neill

#6. The stronger the imagination, the less imaginary the results.

Robert Moss

#7. When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves: one for your enemy, and one for yourself.

Jodi Picoult

#8. And the trajectory that our debt is taking now beyond $14 trillion is going to have an impact on our currency. It goes south, and our currency's going to have an impact on our standard of living and affect every family in this country, and over time, our international competitiveness.

Jon Huntsman Jr.

#9. Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#10. I fear other actors who are not prepared. And I fear directors who are afraid.

Tommy Lee Jones

#11. A cracker kid in a designated white house in a black neighborhood off in fly- bitten Mississippi was about to let loose the secret beat of race music, forever blowing away the enriched-flour, box stepping public.

Richard Powers

#12. There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.

Herb Caen

#13. I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.

Steven Bochco

#14. I will hold your hand and we will walk across this world, and I will sing to you and our babies, and that will be enough for me.

Elin Hilderbrand

#15. I'm definitely more at ease with comedy - that's where I started out - and so it's my first love, so to speak, and I have more of a sensibility for it and more familiar with it. Having said that, I also want to be open to everything else.

Omar Sy

#16. God invites. We decline. And because of that single foolhardy decision we spend the rest of our lives 'declining'.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#17. The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!

Shawn Michaels

#18. Weekends smoosh together, like one big meshed day of non-schooling. It should be called something like Sunturday. [...] I'm always thinking Saturday is Sunday and Sunday is Saturday so if it's Sunturday, I could never be wrong.
--Sofia

Rose Cooper

#19. You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel ... oh, nevermind.

George Lopez

#20. I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.

Patricia Schroeder

#21. The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so high nobody could reach it. That was deliberate.

Tony Kushner