When We Drink We Get Drunk Quotes

#1. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Brian O'Rourke

#2. It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like a little snack with the news.

Annie Ward

#3. My Grandfather was a drunk, my father was a drunk... I am a drunk. I drink to forget the pain of life.

Mark Worrall

#4. Never forget to stop and drink the beauty of roses to get drunk for a few moments of life.

Debasish Mridha

#5. I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk.

Mike Birbiglia

#6. I would drink that whole bottle if I knew it wouldn't get me completely drunk. I miss wine."
"Um, you haven't had it for one night, and you miss it?"
"Clearly, you underestimate my relationship with wine and what I do on the weekends when I'm by myself reading.

Rachel Van Dyken

#7. The Episcopalian ideal of a gentleman is a man who, if a lady falls down drunk, will pick her up off the floor and freshen up her drink. You practically have to be on the list for your second liver transplant before a Southern Episcopalian notices that you drink too much.

Charlotte Hays

#8. There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

Chuck Thompson

#9. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

#10. He smiled. The ability to drink and not grow drunk - an advantage of pewter that nobody had told him about. There had to be a way to use such a skill.

Brandon Sanderson

#11. Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway,

#12. Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.

Jack Kerouac

#13. Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

#14. I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and I don't smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette, and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own.

Jennifer Lopez

#15. Have a drink, and try to relax. All right, have another drink. There are times when getting drunk's not a bad idea.

John Christopher

#16. You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

Doug Stanhope