Wetting Quotes

#1. I call TVs 'erasers' because they have not only wiped away the entire human experience to date, but whatever it was they were wetting their pants about only fifteen minutes earlier.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. O the stale old dogs who pretend to guard
the morals of the masses,
how smelly they make the great back-yard
wetting after everyone that passes.

D.H. Lawrence

#3. You may have a fresh start anytime you choose.

Mary Pickford

#4. Shprintzl Rudashevsky's wide face takes on a philosophical, even mystic, blankness. She looks like she's wetting her pants and enjoying the warmth.

Michael Chabon

#5. I won't as long as you drop the perfect gentleman crap. That's a deal breaker. My boobs won't tolerate it." "I love your boobs, they're so fun." His smile is panty wetting. "I'll pick them up at seven?

Helena Hunting

#6. Have you heard about the MacDonald triad?" "Three traits shared by ninety-five percent of serial killers," said Dr. Neblin. "Bed-wetting, pyromania, and animal cruelty. You do, I admit, have all three.

Dan Wells

#7. I was at the foot of my class.

Thomas A. Edison

#8. ground-nuts to keep you alive till I return. If any of you do not know how to clean and cook them, Captain Grant will show you. I promise you I will have all the food you want at this place

Michael Joseph Canavan

#9. Nothing had spared her from being mocked for wetting her pants, not even the fact that she had rushed to the delegado's aid.

Laura Esquivel

#10. He had his hand in your pants and he kissed you," Lula said. "I'm wetting myself.

Janet Evanovich

#11. So, Chris," he said. "You couldn't make a smaller cut?"
Nick's eyes were closed, but he smiled."Chris asked me to bite him first."
Gabriel gave him a disguested look."You are one sick bastard."
"I was desperate." Chris smiled, too, but then he dropped it. "Desperate people do crazy things.

Brigid Kemmerer

#12. How's this for a punch line," she whispered, wetting her lips as her gaze fell to my mouth. The action made me forget to breathe. "Marry me today, and I'll stay the night again tonight, only this time instead of asking you to stop, I'll beg you not to.

Kelly Oram

#13. There are three youthful behaviors that together make up what has come to be known as the homicidal triad: enuresis (bed-wetting) beyond an appropriate age, fire starting, and cruelty to animals and/or smaller children.

John E. Douglas

#14. With each encounter, we leave a part of ourselves

Mimi Novic

#15. Wishing to make an effective entrance, he flung it wide open, when a heavy jug of water fell right down on him, wetting him to the skin, and just missing his left shoulder by a couple of inches. At the same moment he heard stifled shrieks of laughter proceeding from the four-post bed.

Oscar Wilde

#16. You know, a sane man would be wetting his pants.. Good thing he was crazy as hell.
-Caillen's thoughts.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#17. Tears escape from my eyes, wetting my cheeks. They fall onto our hands, the same time I fall into him. "I love you," I mouth. He quirks an eyebrow. "Olive juice?

Jay McLean

#18. Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting,

Padgett Powell

#19. You learn from your mistakes.

Thierry Henry

#20. He grinned, raising the glass to his lips, the liquid wetting his mouth. I wanted to be that glass. -from chapter Hurts So Good, The Boots My Mother Gave Me

Brooklyn James

#21. Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf)
Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I'm even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me shiver and quiver? Ooo, ahhh, ooo. (Chris)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#22. Three things happened in 1945. Daddy went missing, Annie started wetting the bed, and the Lester girl sang about Hitler in the middle of Sunday service.

Sarina Adeline

#23. The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition.

Sigmund Freud

#24. But," I say, wetting my lips, "but if trust was a thing you could hold in your hand, I would give mine to you. I'd let you have it forever and never ask for it back.

Kristen Simmons

#25. He often talked to himself when he was overwhelmed with fear. He saw it as a more dignified reaction than wetting himself. And

Colin Cotterill

#26. I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

Kristen Ashley

#27. Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

Susan Juby