Wanker Quotes

#1. She had been dumped a couple of years before by a sort of male equivalent to Charlie, a guy called Michael who wanted to be something at the BBC. (He never made it, the wanker, and each day we never saw him on TV or heard him on the radio, something inside us rejoiced.)

Nick Hornby

#2. What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?

Paul Gascoigne

#3. I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -

Stephanie Perkins

#4. When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard to bond with anybody in any rational common cause.

Lynne Truss

#5. There was a time I would have totally agreed with this," she said softly. "You can be a real wanker sometimes.

Sibylla Matilde

#6. Still, even after the black winger John Barnes scored his solo goal to beat Brazil in Rio in 1984, the Football Association's chairman was harangued by England fans on the flight back home: "You fucking wanker, you prefer sambos to us.

Simon Kuper

#7. Soon, I told myself, I would understand what the heavily articulated greeting "get off the fucking road you fucking wanker" actually meant.

Matt Haig

#8. Punk and all that was just an image that ripped people off. Johnny Rotten's a wanker, and that's all there is to it.

Brian Johnson

#9. Roberts knocked, heard: 'Enter.' Thought: 'Wanker.

Ken Bruen

#10. Be proud to be a decent American rather than a wanker whipping up fear.

Michael D. Higgins

#11. I can't believe I told you all those things and we've ended up talking about how great I am.'
'But we're not. You've confused the two thnigs again. You're not great. You're a shallow, feckless, self-indulgent... wanker.'
'Thanks.

Nick Hornby

#12. Hey, I have a weird question," I said. "What does it mean if a guy calls you 'bang tidy'?"
Marna snorted. "Sounds like something a dirty wanker would say. Or someone pissing about."
Now it was my turn to snort, because she'd called Kai a wanker.

Wendy Higgins

#13. Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!

Maureen Johnson

#14. I'm not a big fan of the gym, I do lots of outdoor aerobics - yoga, swimming, running - but I kinda hate talking about it. We have a term in Australia, it makes you sound like a wanker.

Ryan Kwanten

#15. Nope, she didn't. So we grow up and leave home, and I hear from my mum that Madeline has married some wanker, said Ed.

Liane Moriarty

#16. If you only do issue-based drama, you can become a boring wanker.

Damian Lewis

#17. Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head.

Suzanne Wrightt

#18. I do consider myself to be something of a pretentious wanker.

Nicky Wire

#19. Show me someone content with mediocrity and I'll show you someone destined for failure.

Johnnetta B. Cole

#20. If you look hard enough, you'll find that many of the products we use every day - chewing gums, skin moisturizers, disinfecting wipes, air fresheners, water purifiers, health snacks, antiperspirants, colognes, teeth whiteners, fabric softeners, vitamins - are results of manufactured habits.

Charles Duhigg

#21. Chubs jumped out of the driver's seat, leaving the engine running. oh, thank God. I saw you both on the ground and thought you killed each other.

Alexandra Bracken

#22. But in the end she merely shrugged, knowing at the very least it would be interesting. Knowing, in her gut, it might just be the beginning.

Ally Carter

#23. Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#24. Prayer is not an attempt to get God to agree with you or provide for your selfish desires, but that it is both an affirmation of His sovereignty, righteousness, and majesty and an exercise to conform your desires and purposes to His will and Glory

John F. MacArthur Jr.

#25. How did it feel, Fliss? Knowing I was watching that little tosser taste you? Knowing I was watching when you wrapped your lips around the that Sam bloke's cock?

Sibylla Matilde

#26. Me? I didn't believe in hopeless.

Richelle Mead

#27. Some say, don't burn your bridges.

I say, if necessary,
let the kerosene
kiss it on the lips,

and watch it
turn to ash.

There's always more than one way
to cross the water.

Rudy Francisco

#28. Hushed as midnight silence.

John Dryden