Weired Quotes

#1. For God so loved the world, that whosoever believes in him will, from that point on, be considered weired by the rest of the world, which means the church should be more like a zoo than a tomb of identical mummies.

Mike Yaconelli

#2. Time travel used to be thought of as just science fiction, but Einstein's general theory of relativity allows for the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that you could go off in a rocket and return before you set out.

Stephen Hawking

#3. God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

Janet Evanovich

#4. I'm a lazy man. With lazy dreams. I need Tai to wake me up, make me vibrate, irritate me. I need my angry woman, my unforgiving friend.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#5. There is a special providence in
the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come. If it be not to come, it will be now.

William Shakespeare

#6. Euler calculated the force of the wheels necessary to raise the water in a reservoir ... My mill was carried out geometrically and could not raise a drop of water fifty yards from the reservoir. Vanity of vanities! Vanity of geometry!

Frederick The Great

#7. I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

CM Punk

#8. Crystal shoes
And a mare to ride on,
A milk white mare,
And a silver woven in my hair.

Shirley Rousseau Murphy

#9. I love her and hate her at the same time. I even love the parts of her that I hate, her vitality and her colour, her disruption and disorder, her humour and her despair, her conceit and her narcissism, her everything that isn't me.

Poppy Adams

#10. Helena was not one of life's shoppers. To her it was not a pleasure but a distressing need, like having one's hair cut, or urinating. It

Keith McCarthy

#11. I chase the wind and get lost in the clouds. I'm sweep into darkness in my search for the light.

Sherman Kennon

#12. All of our sons and daughters ought to have the same opportunity to experience the joy and stability of marriage.

Rob Portman

#13. When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.

Larry David

#14. I mean, look, the government is not a startup obviously. But projects to change government I think are best thought of as startups.

Todd Park

#15. A city full of art is a city full of wit!

Mehmet Murat Ildan