Wedding Crasher Quotes

#1. I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

Vince Vaughn

#2. As a believer is changed, receiving a glorified body, so similarly, the earth is changed into a new earth, unstained by sin.

Paul P. Enns

#3. I cleanse, tone and moisturize twice a day. I exfoliate once a week and carry makeup wipes in the car for freshening up.

Sasha Jackson

#4. Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

Vince Vaughn

#5. Everyone is small at night.

Cornelia Funke

#6. Well, we see an increasingly weaker labor movement as a result of the overall assault on the labor movement and as a result of the globalization of capital.

Angela Davis

#7. We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.

Vince Vaughn

#8. Here is the topography of false starts. Here
a whole constellation is lousy with desire.
Here what passes for love is the same
as anywhere. Here no one has said
a prayer for the stars, and here no one
comes, except to leave, except to stay
long enough to bruise.

Paul Guest

#9. Almost sure wasn't good enough. Almost sure, in my experience, is the shortest road to oh fuck.

Lilith Saintcrow

#10. Ed is very sexy because his emotions are really there - not forced.

Valerie Bertinelli

#11. Act the way that you want to feel.

Gretchen Rubin

#12. Please don't take a turn to negative town.

Vince Vaughn

#13. The man's become inhuman, I tell you," said Kemp. "I am as sure he will establish a reign of terror - so soon as he has got over the emotions of this escape - as I am sure I am talking to you. Our only chance is to be ahead. He has cut himself off from his kind. His blood be upon his own head.

H.G.Wells

#14. It's Survival of Them Who's Best at Nicking Things, girl!

Catherynne M Valente

#15. Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Vince Vaughn

#16. I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

Chris Hardwick

#17. We don't stop loving people just because we hate them, but we don't stop hating them either.

Jonathan Tropper

#18. For a while I felt very alone; sort of out there in the world of comics, especially here in the States.

Bill Sienkiewicz

#19. The first thing I ever saw Bradley Cooper in was Wedding Crashers.

Ed Weeks

#20. He was unsweaty, undusty, and unbloody, but he was right. He was a critic who counted.

Jordan Ellenberg