Warrior Jokes Quotes

#1. This is what holidays, travels, vacations are about. It is not really rest or even leisure we chase. We strain to renew our capacity for wonder to shock ourselves into astonishment once again.

Shana Alexander

#2. Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo]
That's easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola]
A bud of amusement had her smiling.
Knock, knock. [Koldo]
Who's there? [Nicola]
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut run from me, puny girl.

Gena Showalter

#3. Each new day on earth is a sacred moment.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#4. I'm not an activist by nature. I am suspicious of Utopian thinking and equally suspicious of its alternate.

Margaret Atwood

#5. It was decided. I was going to let Ryan Foster do me. I had no idea when it would happen, but it was inevitable. If he kept being this cute, it was inevitable.

S. Walden

#6. Family is a choice.- Kota said to Sang. In the Academy: Friends vs. Family

C.L.Stone

#7. I like to think of myself as the Rod Blagojevich of television.

Mindy Kaling

#8. The American people want to pay attention to serious ideas again. Our founding was built by people who were political philosophers, and we need to get back to that, away from this kind of cheap political rhetoric of Right and Left.

Dave Brat

#9. I am not like other women. I do not like the things they like or feel the things they feel. And it is better so. I do not want to be like them. I do not want to turn into one of them.

Sharon Shinn

#10. The less you feed the ego, the stronger you will be.

Aleksandra Ninkovic