Waiter Tip Quotes

#1. I think you inherit most of your talent from your parents, although sometimes a fabulously talented singer grows out of the union of two tone-deaf people

Joely Fisher

#2. It wasn't that he seemed at all violent - rather, he had a peculiar unhinged intensity that told her that to challenge him would mean hearing him defend his hypothesis for the next forty minutes.

Joe Pitkin

#3. A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness.

Jean Genet

#4. I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

Tony Randall

#5. I love the finality of film. When you make a movie, you know the beginning, middle, and end.

Elizabeth Banks

#6. There is in the sadist - good as he may be, indeed the better he is - a thirst for evil that malefactors cannot satisfy.

Marcel Proust

#7. When television came roaring in after the war (World War II) they did a little school survey asking children which they preferred and why - television or radio. And there was this 7-year-old boy who said he preferred radio because the pictures were better.

Alistair Cooke

#8. What is the way of the Buddha? It is to study the self. What is the study of the self? It is to forget oneself. To forget oneself is to enlightened by everything in the world.

Dogen

#9. When things happen to you in the worst way, you live with it, you go over it, you think, 'What else could I have done?'

Cal Ripken Jr.

#10. This is indeed not only relevant to Documentary but is evident is most type of film making. The film often mirrors the experience, understanding and politics of the director.

Ben Edwards

#11. I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.

Jack Benny