Waiter Waitress Quotes

#1. Everyone's saying you can't do anything until you can do everything, and in life I've never found that to be the case. To me, first you crawl, then you walk, then you run. And so let's get on with it. Let's stick something in the ground and not pretend that it's perfect.

Donald Rumsfeld

#2. A man who goes into a restaurant and blatantly disrespects the servers shows a strong discontent with his own being. Deep down he knows that restaurant service is the closest thing he will ever experience to being served like a king.

Criss Jami

#3. I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.

Stephen Shore

#4. The words she wanted to say burned her throat and tongue, explanations and declarations that would only cause more pain because the end would only be the same.

Sylvia Day

#5. In their white-daisy bouquet of slim pickings, they cast out all the yellow chrysanthemums, and anything brown was considered wilted.

Alice Pung

#6. her mouthing the words, 'That's my Daddy.'" Ben

Diane Chamberlain

#7. I am usually cooking at least four times a week if I am home. The easiest thing that I do a lot is gazpacho. It's simple and it tastes best if you let it sit over night in the refrigerator ... I don't want anybody near me when I am cooking. If I am going to make a mistake, it has to be my fault.

Leonard Slatkin

#8. Even if there are a lot women in films, there are few who are lesbians, that people know about.

Catherine Deneuve

#9. It is a perverse faith, in that it reveres the "environment" ahead of people who live in it. It is a most ascetic superstition, in that it demands we live less happily and less freely and with less prosperity - the opposite of, say, the Protestant work ethic that helped build Ontario.

Ezra Levant

#10. Contentment is the joy of the soul.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. I may not be a doctor, but I've watched every episode of House. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Gena Showalter

#12. Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them.

Nancy Mitford

#13. The difference between black and white is grace, not gray.

Evinda Lepins

#14. Enchantment can be done with writing but I think enchantment is basically a prospective or an operating system for life. That you can enchant a person who is assigning your airplane seat, your hotel room, your waiter, your waitress.

Guy Kawasaki

#15. If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

Jay Mohr

#16. I had worked my whole life. Until I became a mother, that's the only way I measured my value.

Demi Moore

#17. No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.

Marilyn Monroe

#18. If there's something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body.

Karl Lagerfeld